*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Personally, even though Alaskan frowns upon bathing, Alaskan believes that none of the products of bodily functions should be deposited on throw rugs, sink cabinets, or any other random inside the house locations.

'Inside' the toilet is good (not next to, behind, or on top of), or most places outside.....though a poop free path to the front door is good.

 

[sourland]

They're gone!

 

[Wisher1000]

Uh.....Sour?........They went home, right?

Not for a picnic by the moat?

 

[sourland]

Yes, Wisher, they survived. The little neurotics left here unscathed.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

NEED SOME COFFEE!

 

[Bunnylady]

NEED SOME COFFEE!

Check with Alaskan.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Quote: Yeah I should.

 

[Alaskan]

Poor Mitch,

It is truly terrifying when the coffee addicted are deprived of their coffee.

Sour,

Does this little episode of "dog sitting" make you question the sanity of your daughter? Perhaps, when you next visit her house....will you think twice before you touch.......anything?

Like when Alaskan visits the crazy cat and dog lady who happens to be my Cousin and my Aunt.....it is safest to sit on solid wood furniture, and never lean back.

 

[Alaskan]

That is the same lady that made some lovely cookies one time, and brought them over to my sister's house.


There we all were, having a grand time, a few relatives, a few friends, all sitting in the shade under the large live oaks. There was a nice breeze, and she brought cookies.

Alaskan loves cookies, and Alaskan also loves to talk.

So there was Alaskan, eating cookies and talk, talk, talking.

Alaskan found it odd that Alaskan' sister not only ate NONE of the cookies in front of her, but even let her son eat the cookie she had started to eat.

Alaskan found it odd, that no one else ate cookies either.

Alaskan loves cookies, and continued to eat them, and talk.

After the sweet Aunt/Cousin left, all remaining relatives and friends laughed at Alaskan......the cookies were chock a block full of weevils.

Alaskan would like to say that the weevils made tasty cookies.

 

[ronott1]

That is the same lady that made some lovely cookies one time, and brought them over to my sister's house.


There we all were, having a grand time, a few relatives, a few friends, all sitting in the shade under the large live oaks. There was a nice breeze, and she brought cookies.

Alaskan loves cookies, and Alaskan also loves to talk.

So there was Alaskan, eating cookies and talk, talk, talking.

Alaskan found it odd that Alaskan' sister not only ate NONE of the cookies in front of her, but even let her son eat the cookie she had started to eat.

Alaskan found it odd, that no one else ate cookies either.

Alaskan loves cookies, and continued to eat them, and talk.

After the sweet Aunt/Cousin left, all remaining relatives and friends laughed at Alaskan......the cookies were chock a block full of weevils.

Alaskan would like to say that the weevils made tasty cookies.

And added extra Protein.....