*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Alaskan, NO!

Mitch, IGNORE ALASKAN!! If you think your landlord is cross now, can you imagine how he'd be if you burn the house down??

Oh, and Sour? While I appreciate the offer, I don't think the City of Wilmington would appreciate having the downtown streets dug up during a parade in an effort to remove a little bit of horse poop. Thanks anyway.

 

[Tanichca]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Alaskan, NO!

Mitch, IGNORE ALASKAN!! If you think your landlord is cross now, can you imagine how he'd be if you burn the house down??

Oh, and Sour? While I appreciate the offer, I don't think the City of Wilmington would appreciate having the downtown streets dug up during a parade in an effort to remove a little bit of horse poop. Thanks anyway.

We could kill two birds with one stone by blowing up the street after a parade. Horse poop is gone, and the resulting uncontrollable fire would keep Mitch and Alaskan warm and cozy. It's a great idea!

 

[sourland]

I can just picture it - "Me and my shovel following along behind

's equines doing a little dance and shovel routine." Yes!

Mitch, DO NOT burn down the house. On the other hand blowing up the street is an option - 'flying horse poop'.

 

[Bunnylady]

There are some folks that would agree with you, Tani; the only problem would be that there are others who would be majorly ticked off. Wilmington's downtown is a battleground of sorts; we have some buildings there that predate the Civil War, and others that are far more modern (and profitable). Depending on where the detonations took place, you might even be able to tick off the preservationists and the developers at the same time!

 

[Bunnylady]

I can just picture it - "Me and my shovel following along behind

's equines doing a little dance and shovel routine." Yes!

There are a number of bars downtown - it may not have been you, but they've probably seen this bit already.

Mitch, DO NOT burn down the house. On the other hand blowing up the street is an option - 'flying horse poop'.

Probably better coverage than having it hit the proverbial fan . . . .

 

[Tanichca]

There are some folks that would agree with you, Tani; the only problem would be that there are others who would be majorly ticked off. Wilmington's downtown is a battleground of sorts; we have some buildings there that predate the Civil War, and others that are far more modern (and profitable). Depending on where the detonations took place, you might even be able to tick off the preservationists and the developers at the same time!

Hmmm... that does put a bit of a dampener on the idea. Well, we could pile the horse poop and burn it, like people did in the pioneer days! I think it was buffalo poo that was used, but hey, buffalo, horse, what's the difference?

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Mitch, take me figuratively - not literally.

I'll try to remember that for next time.

Holy , Mitch!

Did you borrow Sour's shovel? That thing always leads to trouble, even here in the kingdom!

Hey said to overdo it-- And I did...

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

So many good bad ideas. Amazing!

 

[Bunnylady]

Quote: At this time of year, they even look a little like buffaloes, too.

Though if you've been around horses much, you'll know why I say it's not a good idea to have an open flame around them.

 

[sourland]

Okay, I'll admit that I don't know about 'horses and open flames'. Are they like moths? Seriously, enlighten me.