*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Alaskan, where were you when I needed you? Yes, we do need buckets for the new arrivals.

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan is super duper giant GRUMPY!

you all know how much Alaskan hates bathing and cold and guests.

Alaskan has guests, Alaskan has lots of work to do, Alaskan is expected to bathe and 'smell nice' and, to make things uber worse, Alaskan has ***NO*** clean underwear!

Alaskan is happy to wear the same clothes for a month, be smelly, and never bathe...but every few days, Alaskan really does like to put on a fresh pair of underwear (naturally done at breakneck speed so as to minimize exposure to the icy air) and every week, a fresh pair of socks. *sniff*

Once more, *sniff* (but don't inhale, never that)

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan will bring BUCKETS!!!

Oh, wait, that isn't a bucket, let Alaskan try again.

Oops, still not a bucket.

Yeah! A handmade bucket!

 

[Alaskan]

Hummmmmmmmm, Alaskan doesn't think that worked right.

 

[Tanichca]

I'm OK with Alaskan bringing funyuns instead of buckets!

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

I'm OK with Alaskan bringing funyuns instead of buckets!

Agreed. Goodnight all.

 

[eenie114]

Tani and Eenie - Is this new one tough enough for The Kingdom? She seems a bit......uh........girly. Can she cut it? I'm a bit worried about her........... How are her survival instincts? Is she going to crack under the constant confusion and seemingly endless nonsense? Time will tell, but I don't want it on my conscience.

She's the oldest of nine children in a homeschooling family, wrangles sheep, and plays the bagpipes. She'll be fine.

 

[sourland]

She plays the bagpipes?

YES! This one is special.

 

[Bunnylady]

Ooh - can I tell bagpipe jokes? (clean ones, of course)

I understand the inventor of bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the pig. - Alfred Hitchcock

 

[sourland]

Heritage! I'm not certain that post is politically correct,

lady, and you know where I stand on 'Political Correctness'.