*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

You two people would cause the Spook to drown quickly.

My bathtub is full of clean water. Spooks seldom get dirty.

And even with bean power, I can't propel myself across the
water. Please don't question how the Spook would know this.
It was in the name of science.

 

[Spookwriter]

When I float too far, where it's deeper...my legs can't touch the bottom.
My wife or daughter have to come and push me back to the safe end.


And it's not the salt water. I've seen my wife floating and I would get
right beside her....and sink like a rock.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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Perhaps you just need some inspiration to float. Maybe a few of Bluesub's candiru in your pool?

 

[Fierlin1182]

Have you tried the Dead Sea? I apparently hear that even the least buoyant people can stay float there. Always been meaning to visit myself!

 

[erner]

Well, I can't swim worth dirt either, so I know what you're going through. Once my dad tried to teach me how to float. I only barely managed to keep from screaming my head off.

 

[sourland]

I still like the idea of eating lots of beans and cabbage. If they are not sufficient to float Spook, perhaps we might use Spook's gas to neutralize the powers of GLO. Just sayin'.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

The trick is not to float but to sink with style.

 

[Fierlin1182]

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i.e. Not screaming like a banshee, which was my first experience in the pool...

 

[BrattishTaz]

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Great plan!

All we have to do is change Spook's name to Brown.

 

[Spookwriter]

Be back in a bit.

Please...be kind. Don't talk about me while I'm gone.

I'm gonna go down to the convenience store and get my
wife a new ring for Christmas. I found a quarter under the
couch.


Spook