eenie, let's not go over the edge. We need Tani and you to set a proper example for bob a lot. Oh, wait, the new Younger is doomed.
... Fine. I'll get out the Younger and Others manual. *sigh* You're no fun at all.
*clears throat* All ye who would be instructed in the ways of serving our fair Queen in the position of a Younger of the royal court, draw near with thy petitions and thou shall be heard.
If you are a Younger, turn to page 10.
If you are an Older, turn to page 25.
If you are a Sparkly, please visit Bluesub outside the castle gates for personal instruction.
The duties of a Younger include but are not limited to: Amusing the Queen with delightful antics, polishing the rocking chairs around the Table Of Elders, washing brownie platters, and walking the pet fox.
Older duties include but are not limited to: All that is outlined in the Younger section, with the addition of occasional wisecracking.
The duties of Sparklies consist of but are not limited to: Assisting Bluesub in the care and keeping of the moat denizens, the planning and carrying out of picnics, and guarding the labyrinth doors. Areas off-limits to Sparklies include but ARE NOT LIMITED TO: The Dungeon, the kitchen, and the Royal Dressing Chamber.
BUCKETS MUST BE WORN AT ALL TIMES BY YOUNGERS AND OLDERS UNLESS YOU HAVE A WRITTEN PERMISSION FORM IN TRIPLICATE, SIGNED BY THE QUEEN AND TWO ADDITIONAL ELDERS.
The same goes for kissing, hand-holding, snuggling, and everything else I do without aforementioned permission form.