*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[JD4570]

Yeah Ebob, it's me.

 

[Wisher1000]

Hi, EBob, welcome back. Yes, we are not sure what has gotten into our sweet, innocent JD lately. It appears he has lost control of his sparkle governor and has been running amok.

 

[JD4570]

Mechanic work. . . . I love mechanic work . . . . . .

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Hmm, I might could use a little work on my motor....

 

[Tanichca]

Hmm, I might could use a little work on my motor....

You... Might... Could? That sounds a little off to me.
So, Yebob, whatcha been up to?

 

[Wisher1000]

You... Might... Could? That sounds a little off to me.

Of course it sounds 'off,' that's why it needs some work.......................

 

[EmtheFishLady]

That's MFB rubbing off on me. I've stayed around the farm boy too long.




Now about that work...

 

[JD4570]

Well my Queen, let me check the fluids first. Pull out the dipstick. . . .hmm, a little low. . . barely showing on the tip. Must be using oil, I'll have to do a compression check. If it's too low you should have your cylinder bored out, er cylinders and have a new larger piston put in, per cylinder that is. You might as well have a valve job done too. I wonder how the driveline is holding up? I'll check the transmission then go around and check the rear end out, you know, the differentials. Then when all that's done, I'll do a safety check. Make sure that the brakes, signals and brake light work. Oh yeah , I forgot about the headlights, definitely have to check those. You never can be too thorough when doing mechanic work! Gotta make sure your motor is running and stays running, yesiree!

 

[Bunnylady]

I'm not sure about either the brakes or the lights working on a lot of the folks around here!

 

[Wisher1000]

SOUR!!!

He's starting it again, do you expect me, Bunny and Em to just sit here and say NOTHING?! You ask too much!!