*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Wisher1000]

Did I retire? I wish (there I go again) sombody had told me sooner, I wouldn't have shown up at the office today. Chasing Bad boys, yes, those were the days. I have graduated over to something less physically demanding and more suited to my advancing age. I have an office, and spend most of my days talking to kids and old people. I talk about those bad boys and the bad things they do and how to keep them from doing it to you. Not a bad way to make a living... alas, my days of street walking, cruising, and introducing others to my cuffs, are (mostly

) over.

 

[Bunnylady]

Give a moose a ride? Generally they end up coming through the windshield.

That's because they usually want to be in the driver's seat. You might say a moose takes "large and in charge" to the extreme.

Hmmm. I didn't think Wisher had retired; I thought she was still engaged in the same pursuit. Don't know about her being a "hooker" . . . .

Confession time - I am a "fiber artist." Though I have knitted a few things, I have a chronic tension problem that is only disguised by complex patterns. Crocheting, though - that I have done since I was younger than Baby

. I'm pretty much self-taught, because I have never found instructions for the left handed (so all of my stitches are backwards!) I have made all kinds of things over the years. A word of advice, Em - if you are going to make something for MFB, make it an afghan or some such - I've never seen any wearable item for a guy that worked. Of course, I have so many afghans in my closet, I'm afraid one of these days I'll go in there and the darn things will all fall down and murdelize me!

Spook isn't bad? I seem to remember a conversation where our dear departed Deerman, Sour, and I explained to Orps that most men want a reputation for being bad. I guess that doesn't apply to you, Spook?


Wisher - I'm curious. Have you ever had to resort to duct tape?

 

[sourland]

Em crochets; therefore, Em is a hooker too?

Deerman - he's still here as long as we remember him.

Wisher - duct tape, hand cuffs?

 

[Wisher1000]

Bunny, I've never put any duct tape ON, but I have taken some off (wrists, ankles, mouths) on several occasions. I always carry large zip ties in the trunk of my car in case there is ever a shortage of cuffs.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Bunny, the entire point of making him something is so he has to wear it...


Handy to have around? Just because I know how, doesn't mean I'm gonna.

 

[Bunnylady]

Bunny, the entire point of making him something is so he has to wear it...

Woman, you are merciless!

I'm not sure - wouldn't this fall under the heading of "cruel and unusual?"

Though I'm remembering a shirt of MFB's that wouldn't stay in the trash can and wound up going to pieces.

Even old dogs like MFB can learn things when they feel a need to . . . .

 

[Bunnylady]

Bunny, I've never put any duct tape ON, but I have taken some off (wrists, ankles, mouths) on several occasions. I always carry large zip ties in the trunk of my car in case there is ever a shortage of cuffs.

Taking duct tape off - all I can say is, "OUCH!" (I've used duct tape to remove infestations of those first-instar ticks. Works great, but removes hair at the same time)

Large zip ties for the bad boys, little bitty zip ties for the chickens - what did they do?

 

[sourland]

Zip ties are hard to take off.

 

[Wisher1000]

Hey, laugh if you want, Bunny, but I sold $20.00 worth, today!

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh, Wisher, you know my twisted mind - the joke was irresistible. Glad you made the sale!

Deerman - he's still here as long as we remember him.

Yup, and I'm remembering him a lot lately - every time I hear the peacocks over at the horse farm.