Did I retire? I wish (there I go again) sombody had told me sooner, I wouldn't have shown up at the office today. Chasing Bad boys, yes, those were the days. I have graduated over to something less physically demanding and more suited to my advancing age. I have an office, and spend most of my days talking to kids and old people. I talk about those bad boys and the bad things they do and how to keep them from doing it to you. Not a bad way to make a living... alas, my days of street walking, cruising, and introducing others to my cuffs, are (mostly
That's because they usually want to be in the driver's seat. You might say a moose takes "large and in charge" to the extreme.
Hmmm. I didn't think Wisher had retired; I thought she was still engaged in the same pursuit. Don't know about her being a "hooker" . . . .
Confession time - I am a "fiber artist." Though I have knitted a few things, I have a chronic tension problem that is only disguised by complex patterns. Crocheting, though - that I have done since I was younger than Baby
. I'm pretty much self-taught, because I have never found instructions for the left handed (so all of my stitches are backwards!) I have made all kinds of things over the years. A word of advice, Em - if you are going to make something for MFB, make it an afghan or some such - I've never seen any wearable item for a guy that worked. Of course, I have so many afghans in my closet, I'm afraid one of these days I'll go in there and the darn things will all fall down and murdelize me!
Spook isn't bad? I seem to remember a conversation where our dear departed Deerman, Sour, and I explained to Orps that most men want a reputation for being bad. I guess that doesn't apply to you, Spook?
Wisher - I'm curious. Have you ever had to resort to duct tape?
Bunny, I've never put any duct tape ON, but I have taken some off (wrists, ankles, mouths) on several occasions. I always carry large zip ties in the trunk of my car in case there is ever a shortage of cuffs.
Bunny, I've never put any duct tape ON, but I have taken some off (wrists, ankles, mouths) on several occasions. I always carry large zip ties in the trunk of my car in case there is ever a shortage of cuffs.
Taking duct tape off - all I can say is, "OUCH!" (I've used duct tape to remove infestations of those first-instar ticks. Works great, but removes hair at the same time)
Large zip ties for the bad boys, little bitty zip ties for the chickens - what did they do?
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