*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bush Chickens]

*throws a ton of snowballs at bunny*

 

[Alaskan]

Bunny.

I will fall madly in love with you if you ship me some heat. Especially since you put down your snowball for me. That was so kind. I will take to rubbing you all over, bunny fur is so soft and nice to rub.... I should know, I have some hanging on my wall.

If people wish to pelt and attack other people, I suggest

WATER BALLOONS!

That is a fun WARM WEATHER sport, and I approve of all warm weather sports, especially rolling in hay, and that last item on old rooster's sign. That is stuff that is truly best when it is warm outside.

Tani, I know you also offered to ship me heat, but you also threw a snow ball at me, so *thupt*

Bush Chickens, you must be from Alaska because 1. You sound crazy, 2. You say you are from the bush and 3. You apologized for a triple post when you had posted twice.

 

[Bush Chickens]

No,not Alaska it's Bush Chickens b/c my neighbors chickens sleep in my bush. They are kinda like feral chickens...

 

[Alaskan]

Bush Chickens,

I think you sound like an Alaskan. You have an imaginary place and time listed as your location, which proves that you are crazy.

The people that live in the Alaskan Bush are the craziest people in the world..... No electricity, no running water, only heat from voles running on treadmills, but they still find a way to get on the Internet. Truly odd folk.

I am not quite as odd because I have a flush toilet. It is NOT a composting toilet, it is a TRUE flush toilet. And you may NOT HAVE IT! It is mine, all MINE! My precious, my PRECIOUS! You will not touch my precious! She is MINE!

 

[Bush Chickens]

Lol! I nearly choked!! my precious...

I almost wish I lived in Alaska,it almost NEVER snows here! I can't believe you think I'm crazy,I'm quite mellow compared to the rest of my family!

 

[Alaskan]

Achem........ It is true, we do get lots of snow.

Of course, at least I don't live in Cordova or Valdez, there, even at low elevations, the snow gets over six feet tall.

My snow is ALMOST gone.

DIE SNOW DIE

 

[Bush Chickens]

DIE SNOW!BAD SNOW!

My location is crazier than you think,I change it to follow the story! I started at Mordor last time. I'm obsessed!

 

[Bunnylady]

Water balloons - we've had a few of those around here already this year. Baby

and her brother like to shoot at them with the BB gun.

But mind what you do with them paws, Alaskan. I don't let every Tom, Dick, and Harvey pet the Bunny! What do you think I am?

Don't answer that!

But "my precious?" I agree with Wisher - you are beginning to sound a lot like G-man. No, wait - that was my line. Oops!

 

[Alaskan]

OK, since Alaskan was sulking (nasty snowball fight, snow cold, cold very VERY evil) I have many things to reply to.

I have gone back in time, and will now answer everything that I can remember, and then appear in present time.

Queen Em,
you are beautiful, very youthful, have a perfect physique, and we all adore you.

Tani,
if gluten is making you sick, switch to a diet of perpetual quesadillas in corn tortillas, also, chocolate soufflé is usually made flour free (but most cheese soufflé has flour) I make great cream sauces, don't use flour to thicken them, use sour cream and thinly grated cheese.

OldRooster,
The dance to make snow die must be done with deep and terrifying aspect. Deep malice against snow and all cold things. Waving around a high caliber gun helps too.

Okay, it's 1:00 in the morning.

I thought that strange guy from the frozen north
wanted some 24 hour attention?

I've thought this out, and I believe I've got a plan
for him. I bet he could use a bulldozer and push
the snow right in the water.

My pond is frozen over.....the water in the bay is very far away. For some reason I own a house at OVER 1,300 feet ABOVE sea level (insane screaming)

Or push all his snow to the neighbors yard. That's
what I would probably do. Give it the the neighbor.

Great idea. But there are problems
1.the ground is now covered with rotten sort of slushy snow and "suck your vehicle four feet down" mud
2. All of my vehicles have issues, and I don't think the voles are strong enough to pull them

But don't worry, the snow is getting smaller, so soon I will have to trade in this current insanity for a new and different one..... Don't worry, I don't think I ever have difficulty finding insanities.

The "all snow must die" dance IS working

Do the chickens in Alaska wear snowshoes?

Yes, small fluffy ones made out of owl feathers

Do they have extra feathers?

Nope, they just spend their time alternating between frantic bouncing and huddling.

Did you crochet them little coats?

Did you just call me a hooker? I do not hook!
I do knit though... Didn't someone say that knitters are knit-wits? Isn't that that a form of insanity?

Building a poop board in the living room...begs the
question, "who for?"

Hah... As if I would touch that one.... Not even with a ten foot pole!

 

[Bush Chickens]

How can we not pet the bunny?! *hugs bunny*