*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Pooka Alaskans?

Alaskan are you a pooka?

 

[Alaskan]

Let me rephrase, I meant to say that as far as I know, Alaskan, all of my family members are pookas

Ah! Even Alaskan got it that time! Are you any special kind of pooka? Like a separate race of flesh eaters? Carrot eaters? SNOW eaters?

 

[Alaskan]

Pooka Alaskans? 

Alaskan are you a pooka?

Alaskan doesn't know.

Hummmmmm............

But how could poor Alaskan tell?

 

[sourland]

Alaskan doesn't know.

Hummmmmm............

But how could poor Alaskan tell?

Are you a shape changer? A bringer of good or bad luck? If your answer to both of these questions is YES, you may very well be a pooka.

 

[sourland]

I must make another appearance at "Steel Magnolias". So , I will be absent this evening. If BushChickens, Yebob, TOG/GLO

or anyone else semi edible shows up between the moats, just push them in. The lovelies are very hungry. Your help in this matter will be greatly appreciated.

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan loves to be helpful, and pushing people into moats sounds like a good job.

Alaskan is worried that uh......


The having to cleans certain areas that have "illegal" itching and then covering those areas with Crisco is going to take some time. Yes, Alaskan was told by actual doctors in Alaska, that Cisco will cure this itching.

Even Alaskan wonders about this, and the excess of vile snow has made Alaskan not very bright.

Also, incubator cleaning, yes, Alaskan must clean the incubator.

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan does not have an 'easy to wash out Crisco' kilt.


This is tricky.


I watched that doctor very closely, I don't think she was teasing Alaskan.

There are some places that should never see Crisco.

Alaskan is following doctors orders, and the Crisco is soothing......... But uh...........





ETA: spelling.

 

[oldrooster]

I am like Pookie Alaskan, I am large soft and cuddly.

 

[Bunnylady]

Alaskan does not have an 'easy to wash out Cisco' kilt.


This is tricky.


I watched that doctor very closely, I don't think she was teasing Alaskan.

There are some places that should never see Cisco.

Alaskan is following doctors orders, and the Cisco is soothing......... But uh...........

Cisco? I had a dog named Cisco once - but he wasn't much good for itching.

But my opinion is that there aren't any places that are supposed to itch. I have lots of sympathy for itching, because of a love/hate relationship between poison ivy and me . I hate poison ivy with a passion, but it must love me, because it throws itself at me whenever I get near. I think it blows urushiol-laden kisses at me, because I get patches of poison ivy rash in places I know no leaf has been (you'd think I'd see a plant touch my face, wouldn't you?)

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan has learned two things today

1. Crisco CAN be soothing when used in uh....... unconventional ways.

2. If you take a hammer covered in chicken poo, and hit a wooden stake covered in mud and chicken poo, a truly surprising amount of chicken poo crumbs fly up into the air and all over your face.