*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

I'll bet she was mad. If that cushion came from her couch, where is she going to sit now? Oh, right, she's supposed to be plowing; so she doesn't need to be sitting anyways - is that how it works?

Maybe the plow has a seat on it.

But I have a feeling that mister Spook makes Mrs. Spook use an old fashioned walk behind plow. *shudder*

Bob, little spooks wear Kleenex.

 

[Spookwriter]

Bunny, I did not marry her so could set on the couch
all day. She has much work to do.

A sheetless Spook peddles very very fast. But...I do
have another shorter, summer sheet...It comes just
above the ankles so I can get a nice tan.

I don't know as my wife is a spook...but I know I'm
scared of her. I'd run her off, but she's a good worker.

Yes, we have one little Spook-ette. She turned into a
teenage Spook last year. If she doesn't straighten up,
I'm going to send her to Alaska....I tried to send her to
military school, but she won't go.

 

[Alaskan]

What.... Everyone is working on a Saturday?

Ah! Everyone gets on BYC during work hours, but never gets on on the weekend when they could be doing warm weather activities!

OK, got it!


But, Alaskan, who had oodles to do today.....

Woke up to fresh snow AGAIN, and it isn't "oops sorry it snowed" snow that comes down right at freezing...... Nope...... It is cold enough that the pond totally iced over again.

Alaska has lost all funny juice..... No funnies are pouring out of Alaskan, Alaskan is no longer capable of making people laugh.....

Alaskan is just surrounded by snow........

 

[Babybunnies2000]

Has Alaskan tried getting a heavy winter coat on and going outside to roll about in the snow?

That's what the silver rabbit does when it rains nonstop for several days and she is bored of staying inside.

 

[Bunnylady]

*sigh* The silver rabbit's mother sometimes despairs of ever getting her clothes clean. Sometimes she fantasizes about taking Baby

's entire wardrobe and dyeing it black just to get it over with.

 

[sourland]

My naked full moon dance has always worked wonders in facilitating weather changes. Has Alaskan ever tried a naked full moon dance to eliminate the snow?

 

[Bunnylady]

I've heard that Sour's dancing has had interesting effects on uninvited visitors, too.

 

[sourland]

Put a shock into the Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[Babybunnies2000]

I would be upset too if I were them. Seeing a naked old man dancing in the moonlight (or a man of any age for that matter), is never a desirable sight.

 

[sourland]

edited because discretion is the better part of valor.