*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Alaska just has the one season, which is COLD and Snowy.
Certainly no place for a Spook to be.

Now to the News...

....a certain Wizard hangs out with the Jehovah Witnesses after dark?
Dancing, no less.

...Bunny, surely you have danced in the moonlight? Perhaps at your age
you have just forgotten?

...a bored silver rabbit can always clean its den. No doubt you will find
stuff lost months ago.

...Alaskan has run out of juice. Perhaps we should send some of that
Moose juice back? ...question>>> How do the kids in Alaska play hide
and seek? Snow-tracks give you away every time.

 

[Bunnylady]

A bored silver rabbit might find things she didn't even know she had.

Dancing in the moonlight? Seems to me I have distant memories of that . . . . seems like my partner was really light on his feet, too. Now, who was I dancing with?

 

[Alaskan]

My naked full moon dance has always worked wonders in facilitating weather changes.  Has Alaskan ever tried a naked full moon dance to eliminate the snow? 

Alaskan wonders how different parts of your anatomy respond to the cold.

Alaskan's "nice bits" like to be hidden from the freezing weather. In fact, the 'nice bits' really like hot places.

And, even though Alaskan does live rather remote, Alaskan does not live in the bush, which means, the SECOND Alaskan were to do something nutty, like dance about freezing all the "important parts" a group of people would show up.

Alaskan lives outside a small town...... Five minutes later, the entire own would know exactly what Alaskans "bits" looked like.



Alaskan does not like the idea of that much sharing.



Baby

That is a great idea, but then
I.
Would.
Be.
Touching.
The.
STUFF

 

[Bunnylady]

That'd l'arn 'im!

All of Bunny"s bits prefer warm. In fact, there are some bits (like fingers and toes) that I fear might fall off if exposed to that much cold. I may not be a young Bunny anymore, but I still have uses for those things, and I'd rather keep them.

(Mentioning making use of one's hands, Baby

has found a use for hers that is almost as good as cleaning her den. She made a cake - a sour cream chocolate cake. Good thing there are teenaged mutant ninja tummies and a carboholic Critter living here, or Bunny might need to enlarge the tunnels!)

 

[Alaskan]

lady,

does this mean that you will, at least virtually, share some of that delicious goodness with the rest of us?

yummy!

Spook,

We have already discussed the truly uckiness of moose juice.

But, juice is perhaps what is needed here, i fully agree!

Alaskan is choosing POTATO juice. We do grow potatoes up here, the moose don't eat them, and for some psychotic reason they even like the cool weather. Now potato juice, uh, fermented, is some great stuff.


Alaskan, preparing to be... uh.... filled up with potato juice.

 

[Spookwriter]

Cake? Did somebody say fresh cake?

Count the Spook in. Baby Bunny can be my new best friend.
(I like people that feed me.)

Never heard of this "potato juice" stuff. Spook is from the south
where we don't waste the potato...fried 'taters rule. Maybe a baked.
But squeeze them for the juice? Never heard of it.

 

[Alaskan]

Cake? Did somebody say fresh cake?

Count the Spook in. Baby Bunny can be my new best friend.
(I like people that feed me.)

Never heard of this "potato juice" stuff. Spook is from the south
where we don't waste the potato...fried 'taters rule. Maybe a baked.
But squeeze them for the juice? Never heard of it.

Spook, Alaskan is with you...

Alaskan is in full and total agreement that:

you keep a man happy by keeping his stomach full
and his uh 'something' empty

my mom used to say that all the time when we were kids.

I guess that means I qualify as having had an odd youth?



As to potato juice... you got to have some kind of fermented juice..... do you use rye, sugar cane, or something else?

You hot weather people are just odd

You are supposed to grow enough potatoes for juicing AND eating in the fried and baked variety

And down there you can probably grow all sorts of potatoes (instead of just the short season kind). Gotta love the nutty ones, the sausage looking ones,.........

the blue ones always look sad though......

 

[Alaskan]

yessur Ebob,

I see you reading. CHIME IN I tell you, CHIME IN!

 

[Bunnylady]

And down there you can probably grow all sorts of potatoes (instead of just the short season kind). Gotta love the nutty ones, the sausage looking ones,.........

the blue ones always look sad though......

Probably 'cause they look cold.

 

[Alaskan]

Probably 'cause they look cold.

You are correct

lady!

Cold is always.....

(class, let us say it all together now)

BAD