*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Wisher1000]

I fear Wisher is a red, bless her heart, though we try not to hold it against her.

HEY! Now wait a ding-dong minute. I am a loyal, card toting member of the Green Club and all that that implies. Now, I will admit, my blood runs CRIMSON (and white, Roll Tide) and I type in CRIMSON (sometimes I type in white but nobody can see what I write, it has kept me out of trouble a time or two,) but I am green through and through. It is absolutely the best color for everything except deep south, winning football teams with elephant mascots.

Wisher is RED?

I truly hope not.

Now, Sour, you know me better than that.........don't you?

 

[Alaskan]

There is a long standing war between the goodness of [COLOR=008000]GREEN[/COLOR] and the destructive nature of [COLOR=FF0000]red[/COLOR].  Back in the day when redhen had her muchness it was a constant battle.  Now that the redhen has lost her muchness peace has returned to the KINGDOM.  [COLOR=008000]GREEN allied with[/COLOR] [COLOR=FFFF00]YELLOW[/COLOR] must assure that we never return to such oppression. 

This is so very odd, and filled with such silliness that Alaskan can't follow it at all.

Alaskan knows that green is grass, which grows when it is warm, and so is good.

Alaskan knows that green is the fuzzy moldy stuff on bread that makes Alaskan sick if it is eaten, and that is bad.

Green is very confusing.


But Alaskan is trying to inflate the tire on the tractor....

The tire doesn't want to hold air because the wheel edges are a bit rusty

Alaskan needs the tractor to push around large mounds of snow

Somewhere under these large mounds of snow hide the summer tires that Alaskan needs

It is illegal to be driving around with studded winter tires, as of...uh...the 15th

Alaskan REALLY needs to find the summer tires....Alaskan hates paying fines

BUT WHERE ARE THEY?


Alaskan..... The hater of snow

 

[Bunnylady]

HEY! Now wait a ding-dong minute. I am a loyal, card toting member of the Green Club and all that that implies. Now, I will admit, my blood runs CRIMSON (and white, Roll Tide) and I type in CRIMSON (sometimes I type in white but nobody can see what I write, it has kept me out of trouble a time or two,) but I am green through and through. It is absolutely the best color for everything except deep south, winning football teams with elephant mascots.

Now, Sour, you know me better than that.........don't you?

Hold the phone - they issued cards? Why didn't I get one?! Wisher rates a card, and I don't? Ok, so I don't have a pocket to carry it in, but I could frame it and hang it on the wa . . . of a tunnel, how would I do that? Well it's still not fair. I know when I've been insulted! I know when I've been insulted!

 

[Yessur Ebob]

Sour, I think Alaskan may be white. Like snow.

 

[Wisher1000]

Never fear, Bunny Dear. I actually made my own Green Club Card and had it laminated. I make lots of cards for things that need cards. I will make one for you, just a bit smaller than mine, and attatch it to a tiny chain so you can wear it around your neck or hang it on an overhead root if you don't want to wear it. Anyone else want a Green Club Card?

I also have cards for BYC, Pursuit Parking, FSG Research Team, Fudge Judge, Skinny Dipping Triathlete (that one is very old) and LOTS more.....

 

[Yessur Ebob]

Are you trying to say that because of your experience of both "normal" weather as well as true heat, that you are more balanced? Actually normal?

ARG!

Alaskan.... who is burned BURNED by the contact with something normal

Normal is relative, and I'm not.

I have a long family history of insane people in my family. So I guess I'm normal for my family, not so much compared to everyone else though.

 

[sourland]

Yebob, you seem quite normal to all of us. Ah yes, you did say that normalcy is relative. Frankly I am very glad for the arrival of Alaskan. The rest of us are looking more 'normal' every post.

 

[Spookwriter]

Hooking...you forgot to offer Bunny a certified Hookers card.

Spook



(a crochet hooker people)

 

[Bunnylady]

Alaskan needs the tractor to push around large mounds of snow

Somewhere under these large mounds of snow hide the summer tires that Alaskan needs

It is illegal to be driving around with studded winter tires, as of...uh...the 15th

Alaskan REALLY needs to find the summer tires....Alaskan hates paying fines

BUT WHERE ARE THEY?

The answer to this is so obvious to me. When I lose something, it stays gone until I buy a replacement. As soon as it gets replaced, the lost thing appears, almost as if by magic, making the replacement annoyingly redundant. What Alaskan needs to do is buy some new summer tires. This will cause a heat wave, which will melt the snow mounds and reveal the hidden tires. So Alaskan will have the tires, and have the snow gone, too. Alaskan will avoid paying a fine, and will pay for some new tires instead. The annoying snow mound will be gone, and replaced by the annoyance of having to store 2 sets of tires instead of one!

(Of course, this doesn't guarantee that it won't snow again the day after the tires first peek out of the snow mound)

Never fear, Bunny Dear. I actually made my own Green Club Card and had it laminated. I make lots of cards for things that need cards. I will make one for you, just a bit smaller than mine, and attatch it to a tiny chain so you can wear it around your neck or hang it on an overhead root if you don't want to wear it. Anyone else want a Green Club Card?

I also have cards for BYC, Pursuit Parking, FSG Research Team, Fudge Judge, Skinny Dipping Triathlete (that one is very old) and LOTS more.....

So is most of field around here.

 

[Alaskan]

Sour, I think Alaskan may be white. Like snow[COLOR=F0F8FF].[/COLOR]

ARG!!

Did you just........just.....

compare me to snow?

Snow is EVIL, and sneaky, and COLD, and insidious, and destructive, and BAD!

Are you saying that ALASKAN is all of those things?