*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Oh, no no no. Grocery store donuts?

I would raid Canada.

I would raid Russia.

I would kidnap the best baker in town. I would have
my way with her.

Spook...whos Amish neighbors make donuts as big
as a plate. Every morning.

 

[sourland]

Yebob, I read that story somewhere some time ago. I didn't know that you were the perpetrator of that insanity. I have evaluated you properly.

I'm serving venison loin on the grill down at the moats.

 

[Alaskan]

Well, I laughed till I cried!!!

 

[Spookwriter]

...if I were you, I would cry too.

 

[Yessur Ebob]

I have to drive 45 minutes for a fresh Krispy Kreme, but a tweener's gotta do what a tweener's gotta do.

 

[Alaskan]

...if I were you, I would cry too.

actually yes.....

The lack of good donuts is very sad, I try not to think about it.

We do have some wonderful bakers that make delicious carrots cake, pie and such. Alaskan, who is often on a quest to "find recipes with the largest number of eggs known to man!" can now bake wonderful pound cake (the one with over 10 eggs, not those horrid health food versions that only use 3 or 4), flourless chocolate cake, and chocolate souffle.

Alaskan .... still battling the incubator!

 

[Bunnylady]

I am getting lots of ideas for prizes -- pies (what kind, exactly?) donuts (we have a brand new, made 'em in the window, Krispy Kreme, do ya'll have those or is it an Alabama thing?)

Oh, yes, we have one of those Krispy Kremes here in Wilmington. We've watched them make donuts dozens of times.

(They must spend a lot of time wiping drool marks off of the window, though)

 

[Spookwriter]

How far can you get on your tricycle in 45
minutes, Little Bob?

"Carrot Cakes"?...who do you think I am, Bugs Bunny?
Yuck. Real cakes contain chocolate.

 

[Bunnylady]

Did somebody say "Carrot Cake?!"

 

[Yessur Ebob]

'Bout 50 miles if I pedal real fast.