*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Only the normal or near normal remain. That is so very sad.

Will there be dancing at the 2,000 post party? Ok,

lady, you can bring the potato salad.

 

[Wisher1000]

Sour, if you want to dance, knock yourself out!

 

[Bunnylady]

Sour, if you want to dance, knock yourself out!

Wisher, is Sour to do this before, during or after dancing?

 

[Alaskan]

I assume you have noticed the new thread participants we've gained. We might have ushered forth the BYC crazy apocalypse.

True, we have gained, but we have lost participants, too. Some of our most gifted (or afflicted) either no longer post, or do so rarely. Surely that balances out?

And I daresay that we all know some of the craziest of crazies have only made brief visits to the kingdom - they didn't dwell here.

Only the normal or near normal remain. That is so very sad.

Will there be dancing at the 2,000 post party? Ok,

lady, you can bring the potato salad.

Alaskan is so very insulted.

First , Alaskan is accused of having "ushered forth the BYC crazy apocalypse"
then, Alaskan is clearly put into the "not all that impressive" category by ,

lady

and then Sour rounds up by saying that Alaskan is NORMAL!

Well fine, Alaskan will now crawl quickly through the long icy tunnel into the igloo. And, yes of course, the door was slammed shut.

Alaskan will curl up the the bear rugs and watch the small flickering whale blubber lamp and *thupt* to all of you.

 

[Wisher1000]

Bye, Alaskan!

See you next summer!

 

[sourland]

Sour, if you want to dance, knock yourself out!

Bye, Alaskan!

See you next summer!



That is, if you survive the snows of winter.

 

[Bunnylady]

Alaskan is so very insulted.

First , Alaskan is accused of having "ushered forth the BYC crazy apocalypse"
then, Alaskan is clearly put into the "not all that impressive" category by ,

lady

and then Sour rounds up by saying that Alaskan is NORMAL!

Well fine, Alaskan will now crawl quickly through the long icy tunnel into the igloo. And, yes of course, the door was slammed shut.

Alaskan will curl up the the bear rugs and watch the small flickering whale blubber lamp and *thupt* to all of you.

To repeat,

Eenie very clearly said "we." That word's a plural, and as far as I know, Alaskan, you are singular. Most singular, in my opinion. But even if by some means that a rabbit cannot fathom, you have managed to become a plural (we have had two-headed twins [one head a chicken] and other irregularities here, so anything's possible), that doesn't explain how you could have incorporated eenie into your "collective we." Mind control is nothing new here - we all know that Sour exerts it over chickens - but it is generally only effective on the weak minded (do chickens even have minds?) Eenie is many things, but weak-minded is not one of them (unless the influence of one who shall go nameless counts

).

But as to me calling you "not that impressive" - have you even met some of those crazies I was talking about? I'll bet you haven't, and there's a reason for that. Those who wander too far into the reaches of La-la-land often find themselves in the lonely wastes of Ban-land; a place from which there is sometimes no return. Some who have tread our verdant realm have visited the wasteland, some never to return. It's a wise fool who knows where the foolery must end; not all are so gifted.

As for Sour calling you "normal," remember - he keeps calling himself that.

 

[sourland]

Ah yes - the 'Land of Ban'. Once threatened ever so mildly I decided to travel the higher ground. That plus the disappearance of Sirbirdaholic made exemplary behavior far more attainable.

 

[Bunnylady]

DS has been helping Critter in his landscaping business. A couple of days ago, it appeared that somebody else was volunteering to help, too. DS went out to the truck one morning, and found this guy had built a web over the steering wheel (ya don't suppose he was hoping to catch Critter, do you??)

 

[sourland]

Does appear as if he is poised to snare Critter.