I thought I detected a caffeine deficiency.
*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)
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Coffee has been acquired and consumed
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Nice to know that Sourland isn't the only magician on the forum!
Another night deprived of slumber,
Hours passing without number,
My eyes trace 'round the room. I lay
Dripping sweat and now quite certain
That tonight the final curtain
Drops upon my short life's precious play.
From the darkness, by the closet
Comes a noise, much like a faucet
Makes: a madd'ning drip-drip-dripping sound.
It seems some ill-proportioned beast,
Anticipating me deceased,
Is drooling poison puddles on the ground.
A can of Mace, a forty-five,
Is all I'd need to stay alive,
But no weapon lies within my sight.
Oh my gosh! A shadow's creeping,
Ominous and black, it's seeping
Slowly 'cross a moonlit square of light!
Suddenly a floorboard creak
Announces the bloodsucking freak
Is here to steal my future years away!
A sulf'rous smell now fills the room
Heralding my imm'nent doom!
A fang gleams in the dark and murky gray!
Oh, blood-red eyes and tentacles!
Throbbing, pulsing ventricles!
Mucus-oozing pores and frightful claws!
Worse, in terms of outright scariness,
Are the suckers multifarious
That grab and force you in its mighty jaws!
( this keeps going, you need to guess the author.....
Alaskan actually has to go do stuff...so I couldn't finish.....
Wanna guess the author?)
Hours passing without number,
My eyes trace 'round the room. I lay
Dripping sweat and now quite certain
That tonight the final curtain
Drops upon my short life's precious play.
From the darkness, by the closet
Comes a noise, much like a faucet
Makes: a madd'ning drip-drip-dripping sound.
It seems some ill-proportioned beast,
Anticipating me deceased,
Is drooling poison puddles on the ground.
A can of Mace, a forty-five,
Is all I'd need to stay alive,
But no weapon lies within my sight.
Oh my gosh! A shadow's creeping,
Ominous and black, it's seeping
Slowly 'cross a moonlit square of light!
Suddenly a floorboard creak
Announces the bloodsucking freak
Is here to steal my future years away!
A sulf'rous smell now fills the room
Heralding my imm'nent doom!
A fang gleams in the dark and murky gray!
Oh, blood-red eyes and tentacles!
Throbbing, pulsing ventricles!
Mucus-oozing pores and frightful claws!
Worse, in terms of outright scariness,
Are the suckers multifarious
That grab and force you in its mighty jaws!
( this keeps going, you need to guess the author.....
Alaskan actually has to go do stuff...so I couldn't finish.....
Wanna guess the author?)
*hand raised* Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! It's "A Nauseous Nocturne" by Bill Watterson!! (My brother gave me The Essential Calvin and Hobbes many, many years ago. First time I ever saw the word "defenestration.")
Do I win?
http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/A_Nauseous_Nocturne
Do I win?
http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/A_Nauseous_Nocturne
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lady, I stand in awe of you.
I am pretty awful, aren't I?lady, I stand in awe of you.
Bunnylady RULES!!!
Bunnylady rocks!!!
Yeah yeah yeah for the
lady!!!
Bunnylady rocks!!!
Yeah yeah yeah for the
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