*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

My mother called my father 'Shorty'. The Princess is taller than me, but does not call me short. I'm a sensitive sort as all know.

 

[eenie114]

the rich kids had electric fence. We had old barbed wire with each fence post held up by rock piles. We specifically selected for cattle least likely to lean against the fence.

Electric fence is for people without goats. When people asked us which kinds of goats we raised, we told them that we had the kind that stayed in the fence.

 

[Tanichca]

So I baked brownies for a guy. A 34-year-old guy. So I'm just going to sit here with my bucket on for a while, OK?

 

[sourland]

Tani!

Any left over for me?

 

[eenie114]

So I baked brownies for a guy. A 34-year-old guy. So I'm just going to sit here with my bucket on for a while, OK?

TANI. I thought we TALKED ABOUT THIS.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Alright, I knew this was a bad idea. put the Youngers back in the Dungeon. Eenie too...That way she doesn't follow bad examples set by.....














































Me.

 

[Tanichca]

Quote: We DID. I just forgot. He was so sparkly and he asked for them and I made some for the class we're both in, but he had about three, and then I playfully insulted him about him not going to an event this weekend that everyone else was going to... I have a problem.
And he's not even the only sparkly in my life right now. Sheesh, a gal is two months away from 18 and NOW the guys come out of the woodwork like red mites.

 

[sourland]

 

[Tanichca]

It's hilarious unless you're the gal wondering if painting herself in motor oil would work to keep them away. Yeep.

 

[Wisher1000]

.......wondering if painting herself in motor oil would work to keep them away. Yeep.

Stick to your bucket, but stencil "Looking for a husband to support me" on the front.............that should do it.