*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

If you had been properly wearing your bucket, this might never have happened.

 

[eenie114]

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But I can't see the whiteboard to take notes with a bucket on my head!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Did you not get Spook and Sour to cut out the eye holes for you? They are the only ones properly trained in bucket modifications.

 

[Spookwriter]

The official stance of the Council of Elders is that BOYS ARE BAD.
The young ladies here MUST wear their buckets at all times while in
the presence of a boy.

It is the only safe way.

It's for your own good. Believe me.

Young girls, prancing around with your buckets off...teasing the poor boys.
They can't help becoming all excited and sparkly. At this age, you can ruin a
boy for life.

Don't do it. For their sake.

But - and I might need George, Mississippi and the guys for this one - But perhaps
our own Queen Em has done a bit of the prancing around too. SOMEONE escaped
for Thanksgiving. Now, IF the queen was wearing her own bucket...she couldn't see
to drive could she?

And what a role model she could be to her granddaughter, Lilly.

Perhaps it's not only the young girls that could use a bucket?


Spook....shocked at the way you people carry on so.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Spook! I thought we discussed this! Queens wear crowns! I'm supposed to be seen!

 

[Spookwriter]

Queen Em...we did discuss it. And my dictionary defines "crown" as
a 'decorative covering for the head". That sounds kind of like a bucket
don't you think?

So the girls can wear their buckets, and you can wear your "crown".

That works for everyone?

 

[Tanichca]

We can compromise and paint a crown and glue sticky gems on her bucket!!

 

[sourland]

Or paint a crown and glue sticky gems to her forehead and then place a bucket over that. I have a beautiful large Home Depot bucket that my grand daughter refuses to wear. Em, would you like that? It's clean. Hasn't even been used for dog food.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Ok...I'll wear a bucket, but I can't bake with a bucket ya know...but if you're sure...

 

[Spookwriter]

Whoa...You don't have to wear a bucket in the kitchen.
We can bend the rules for you...