The official stance of the Council of Elders is that BOYS ARE BAD.
The young ladies here MUST wear their buckets at all times while in
the presence of a boy.
It is the only safe way.
It's for your own good. Believe me.
Young girls, prancing around with your buckets off...teasing the poor boys.
They can't help becoming all excited and sparkly. At this age, you can ruin a
boy for life.
Don't do it. For their sake.
But - and I might need George, Mississippi and the guys for this one - But perhaps
our own Queen Em has done a bit of the prancing around too. SOMEONE escaped
for Thanksgiving. Now, IF the queen was wearing her own bucket...she couldn't see
to drive could she?
And what a role model she could be to her granddaughter, Lilly.
Perhaps it's not only the young girls that could use a bucket?
Spook....shocked at the way you people carry on so.