*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

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Nope, but you should be. Just sayin'.

Tell Me Mr Sour

I hold some truths to be self evident.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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Take her gift back and you may find yourself shattered on the floor like those cherries.

I suggest you apologize repeatedly until she forgives you just to shut you up.

 

[sourland]

Well, I can't say that I didn't mean to say it, because I really did and it was extremely creative. Actually it was such a good/bad word that I may have to patent it.

Never to be uttered again.

 

[Orpingtons4U]

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Tell Me Mr Sour

I hold some truths to be self evident.

I can get you sick with a Sinus Infection I feel like i just woke up but i have been awake all day

 

[sourland]

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I hold some truths to be self evident.

I can get you sick with a Sinus Infection I feel like i just woke up but i have been awake all day

Not a chance - outstanding anti virus protection on this computer.

About that sinus infection ----

 

[BrattishTaz]

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You do not have to specify exactly why you are sorry. Just say you are sorry. She won't know you are only sorry she heard you.

I was in the car with my 18 y/o DD the other morning. A hawk almost crashed into the windshield. I knew an inappropriate word was going to come out of my mouth but I couldn't stop it. I tried a last minute censor. Bad idea! The censored version came out with several words that I would never use, in a sentence that was nothing short of appalling (albeit quite creative).

 

[Spookwriter]

Santa Clause was watching you George.

But sometimes he doesn't hear so well. So you'll be perfectly safe
is you only said it once.

Spook doesn't use bad words. Went to school, and learned me a whole
lot of other words I did. That and the fact that Momma Spook would slap
the tongue right outta my mouth.

Spook the good.

 

[sourland]

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You do not have to specify exactly why you are sorry. Just say you are sorry. She won't know you are only sorry she heard you.

I was in the car with my 18 y/o DD the other morning. A hawk almost crashed into the windshield. I knew an inappropriate word was going to come out of my mouth but I couldn't stop it. I tried a last minute censor. Bad idea! The censored version came out with several words that I would never use, in a sentence that was nothing short of appalling (albeit quite creative).

Yes, you understand! That's absolutely how it happened! A rational mind could not have have crafted that word it was an instinctive reaction just like yours. There should be special dispensation for 'instinctive reaction' swear words. I can't say that I am sorry - she is a mind reader and would know that I am lying. She hates that more than swearing. I am doomed.

 

[Orpingtons4U]

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I can get you sick with a Sinus Infection I feel like i just woke up but i have been awake all day

Not a chance - outstanding anti virus protection on this computer.

About that sinus infection ----

pls i am too weak to do anything but my mom got me ice cream for my sore thoart

Yummy and do you want Homemade Chirstmas Fudge my mom is making it

 

[Orpingtons4U]

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Spook Good HAHAHAHAHA