*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Consider it job security, Perry.

You can draw up the contract, send me my sweets, and
then try to sue me.

(I'll even volunteer to return any leftover beans)

 

[theotherranch]

Um. Spook, what part of NO are you having trouble with? The n or the o? Just kidnap her and then we'll go from there!
* With Queen Em, I'm pretty secure in this job, I've only got to chase ambulances every now and then!*

Sour, sending you jelly beans to escrow is even worse than letting the fox guard the henhouse !


Perry

 

[java girl 2]

how come you don't like my jelly beans spook???

 

[sourland]

Kidnap her, yeah kidnap her, kidnap her, kidnap her that's it!

Umm, why is it that we decided she had to be kidnapped?

 

[theotherranch]

Put down the shovel Sour! Your pictures will only protect you so much! This whole kidnapping rouse is nothing more than Spook trying to get free goodies!


Perry

 

[java girl 2]

Kidnap her, yeah kidnap her, kidnap her, kidnap her that's it!

Umm, why is it that we decided she had to be kidnapped?

SOUR!!!!!!!!!!! VERY BAD SOUR!!!!!

YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN THE DOG HOUSE NOW!!!!!where is my axe????????

 

[Tanichca]

Personally, I'd say I was the best choice to guard the jelly beans, since I utterly loathe them (due to an unfortunate childhood incident involving two bags of jelly beans and then an hour on a windy mountain road.

)

However, I'd say we start collecting them after the Queen is kidnapped. Why? Because it'll be less of a temptation for the poor old people, because it will drive certain boot-lickers mad, and because it'll give me time to take over the throne!

 

[JD4570]

Dear Spook, do you not realise what it will take to carry this through?

First the place has to be absolutly clean.

Then her nest box must have at least two inches padding and be appointed in green velvet.

She will also require a full communications suite include high speed internet at least at 2.5 megs, cell phone and not hers because it's traceable.

Furthermore for other entertainment she'll need the full Gene Wilder movie collection.

Ahem, then there is the "other" needs.

 

[Spookwriter]

NEED HELP WITH TRANSPORTATION

Apparently, I'm going to have to actually work for my
jelly beans. That is some tough lawyer!

So...I've spoken with Em. She's all for me kidnapping her.
Can't wait.

But I need help with the transportation part. Who can help
Em get here? We can do it in legs, everyone just haul her
so far. I'll pay two jelly beans a mile. (That's one bean for Em,
one bean for Lilly.)

No, Em can't drive herself on account I read where the kidnapper
has to blindfold the the kidnap-e. If we can't find a good sturdy blindfold,
we can just put a bucket on her head. Terry has a lot of buckets, he'll
give us one.....and duct tape. Every kidnapper worth their salt knows
you have to use duct tape in the plan. Duct tape the bucket on.

So...let's make us a sign-up sheet about who can help with transportion.
My original plan was supposed to be a flying, but now them airplane
tickets done went up. I'm a poor Spook...Perry's right, I'm just in it
for the free jelly beans.

If I can't get enough driver help, I'll just have to scrap the "Kidnap Em"
plan and find some other lucky member that lives a bit closer to Ohio.
Any volunteers?

Spook

 

[JD4570]

Personally, I'd say I was the best choice to guard the jelly beans, since I utterly loathe them (due to an unfortunate childhood incident involving two bags of jelly beans and then an hour on a windy mountain road.

)

However, I'd say we start collecting them after the Queen is kidnapped. Why? Because it'll be less of a temptation for the poor old people, because it will drive certain boot-lickers mad, and because it'll give me time to take over the throne!

My dear Tani, I must warn you that Em's and my Kingdoms have a mutual assistance pact. She can provide chocolate goodies while I can provide all the firepower she might need. Sorry.