*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

See what you've done, Blue?

Distractred me. I can't even spell now.

Pouch....Porch....You know what I mean.


Spook....crying in the rain.

 

[bluesub]

See what you've done, Blue?

Distractred me. I can't even spell now.

Pouch....Porch....You know what I mean.


Spook....crying in the rain.

Poor Spook,

It's not raining here, come on over. Warm brownies, soft blanket. I could even put your sheet in the dryer and warm it up for you.

I was just talking about this problem with Queen Em. Men get all flustered around women and do thing like walk into the sides of barns...

 

[Spookwriter]

Hum....so now you're offering to give me a tumble,
are you Miss Blue? ...(granted, it's a tumble in the dryer
but a guy my age has to take any tumble he can get)

Let me think about that one.

That's a new offer from the cougars of BYC.


Spook

 

[bluesub]

cougars of BYC.


Spook

I'm younger than you, I can't be a cougar...

 

[JD4570]

I don't know about cad... he was sparkly... I'm not sure why he got engaged in the first place. She wasn't actually all that upset. He is still single, I think he prefers it that way.

I don't want a rocker on your pouch, Blue.

I hear there's a rain coming in and Spook don't
like getting wet. Hard on my sheet, that is. So I'll
just set here with Momma Spook and not have no
brownies. Not even a crumb.

(But I do have some Oreo's hid back.)

At least SHE never lied to me...


Spook...who will never trust another woman.

Blue, I was engaged once. Rather not talk about it, still hurts. But it sounds like you were rather smitten with that sparkly, even if it was a little while. Also sounds like there is a little "afterglow" left.

Spook, calm down. I bake you some brownies in exchange for some advice. That can go for Sour too. Lately I've been feeling decidedly unsparkly, but according to certain ladies I occasionally work with I'm sparkly as ever. What gives?

Needless to say, I'm confused!

 

[bluesub]

Blue, I was engaged once. Rather not talk about it, still hurts. But it sounds like you were rather smitten with that sparkly, even if it was a little while. Also sounds like there is a little "afterglow" left.

Sorry JD. I don't know about smitten, I guess flattered with the attention. He was rather charming.

 

[JD4570]

I hear what you're saying there, JD.

Some of my fondest memories are thoughts of dumping
my wife....

I thought of dumping her before the wedding...
I thought of dumping her at the motel...
I've thought of dumping her at wal-marts...

And then I come to my senses.

When she finally got home, she would be MAD.


Spook....who reckons he won't dump his wife.



However tempting...

Uh Spook, I don't think you heard me correctly. I said I'd rather get dumped than dump the lady.

I sure hope Mama Spook doesn't see this!

 

[Spookwriter]

A young cougar is still a cougar, Blue.

Spooks, being wise in the way of the world, runs from all
cougars.

JD...you have to realize who you're talking to. The other day
we (including a neighbor) were discussing the best way to dispose
of my wifes body.

We all have our dreams.

Spook

 

[JD4570]

Sorry JD. I don't know about smitten, I guess flattered with the attention. He was rather charming.

That's alright Blue. I learned my lesson. While opposites attract, just don't be too opposite. I guess I also was too much of a gentleman to put my foot down until things had gotten way out of hand.

Spook, please don't tell me that I'm better behaved than yourself. Ok, I'll shut up and let you have your fun.

Oh, about dreams. I found out that one of my dreams would cost me almost $30,000. I got a quote on a new tractor, yikes those things are expensive.

 

[sourland]

Busy night, folks - did the thread well. 5 days till 'thread birthday'. Anyone baking a cake? we are at post # 11,730. Any chance of making 12,000 by next Friday.

JD - you're working too hard! Excessive working, especially in this heat, takes the 'sparkly' away. Sourland, too, is feeling somewhat 'unsparkly' - he's been working outside and this heat kicks his butt. Of course 'too many' birthdays may also be a factor in my case.

bluesub, you're taking off Spook's sheet and offering a tumble?

Sure wish it would rain here.