Sitting with a cup of coffee. (coffee lovers)

I need a coffee slave! Anyone know where I can get one?

I hate having to get up and make my own coffee while I am sitting here reading and typing...Besides if I had a coffee slave I could have smaller cups and the coffee would be piping hot all the time..

I tried making my wife into a coffee slave, but she refuses to get out of bed as early as I do and when I ask for coffee she says bad words to me...
 
I need a coffee slave! Anyone know where I can get one?

I hate having to get up and make my own coffee while I am sitting here reading and typing...Besides if I had a coffee slave I could have smaller cups and the coffee would be piping hot all the time..

I tried making my wife into a coffee slave, but she refuses to get out of bed as early as I do and when I ask for coffee she says bad words to me...
sounds like your wife has you trained properly...

I think you could buy a monkey, and train it, by getting up early and fixing the coffee for your wife. Once the monkey sees you, then monkey will do.
 
insult? fartherest thing from my mind.......

I was actually thinking if you constantly were trying to train the monkey, you'd already have made the coffee.
 
insult? fartherest thing from my mind.......

I was actually thinking if you constantly were trying to train the monkey, you'd already have made the coffee.

Oh. I was think Monkey see monkey do as in I was one monkey and he was the other.


I understand now what you meant. BTW I was not insulted I laughed when I read it.
 
Seems like an awful lot of monkey business for a cup of coffee to me.
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