Snail mugging (joke)

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by RuffTuffCreampuff, Aug 7, 2009.

  1. RuffTuffCreampuff

    RuffTuffCreampuff Songster

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    A snail was crossing the street and got mugged by two turtles. The police were summoned, and a report was made. "Can you describe your assailants?" asked the officer. "Not really," replied the snail, "it all happened so fast!"
     
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  3. obe10

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    that is funny
     
  4. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

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