So...My fears.

[purr]

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They are trying to kill me. I'm 85% sure of this.

You may be right!

 

[sourland]

Maybe they just want to become BLOOD brothers.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Somehow, I think you are enjoying this waaay too much.

 

[silkiechick236]

You need to get you a baby turkey, they are soooo sweet! And if it grows up to be a meanie, you can have it for Thanksgiving dinner

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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My husband keeps teasing me that he is going to switch my duck eggs with turkey eggs when I start incubating. I'm pretty sure he won't dare try this, as I am notorious for going a little too far when it comes to revenge... that and I would probably have a panic attack when they hatched.

 

[AhBee01]

Turkey's are smarter that we think, and they can smell your fear, and will terrorize you till you show no fear! Just kidding, we raised a turkey and he was the sweetest thing! It was hard when we had to butcher him1 next time we will make sure we get a heritage breed so if we get attached we won't have to go through with butchering! If you handle them a lot I bet they would be pretty friendly!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Aww, butchering a pet sucks.

Funny/messed up story of my childhood: growing up I always wanted a Chihuahua, instead my parents get me a potbellied pig. We all love this pig. We had to relocate for a year while my dad followed his work,and had a friend care for our pig on their farm... we get home our pig is huge. They give us a new pot belly piglet. This piglet hates everyone but me. Starts letting out the dogs...so my dad shot it and grilled it that night. It was a delicious pet.

 

[kburen]

At least turkey are things that can really hurt you....me....my greatest fear (I have more than a few) is dark bathrooms *shrug* No reason I can think of other than maybe because growing up there was ALWAYS a nightlight in the bathroom....but I'll freak out and cry if someone turns the light out on me or the power goes off when I'm in the bathroom....

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Lol...My grandmother is afraid of worms...I can kinda see a dark bathroom...a lot of horror movies have pretty bad death scenes in a bathroom.

 

[Reg]

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It's definitely not good to have something in your yard you're afraid of. That's not the way to overcome the fear, if this is what you want -- not at all fair to the turkey, if nothing else. Please don't do this.

Oh if we hatched one, and I decided a turkey wasn't for me I have a friend who raises them that he'd live happily with. It was more a passing thought though, as I'm waay too chicken to actually go through with it.

Go on try one. After all its only until Christmas