Some people just make you wonder .....

hahahaha..how funny! I wonder if she knows her eggs that she gets from the store come from the same place
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Reminds me of a line from the movie fried green tomatos that goes something like this:

Those folks won't sit down with no black person but they'll eat an egg just come out of a chicken's butt, that just don't make no sense.
 
LOL I bet she's telling the same story to her friends "You won't believe what these people told me at the feed store today, they eat green eggs" and then all her friends and her in unison say "OH GROSS" LOL
 
Heard this second hand, but the story goes something like this...


A woman has some family over, and asks her husband (in his 30's) to make some scrambled eggs. The day before, she had bought a dozen brown eggs, but she also had a few white eggs from the store, still in the fridge.

Her husband cooks up some scrambled eggs and she remarks that he should have made more. He replies that he ran out of eggs.

"But I just bought a dozen yesterday," she states.

He says, "I looked and looked, but the only other eggs we had were rotten. They had already turned brown, so I threw them out."


The person that told me this story swears it's true, and he personally knows the couple involved, otherwise, I'd be hesitant to believe that anyone could be that naive.
 
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You need to throw in a "like you know" at least once if not twice in that sentence, then it would sound more real.

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Except some of us would need to be slow cooked so we wouldnt be quite so tough.
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Luckily I dont get any remarks on my babies or stares. We have a few farms up the road. Agways feed store know we have buncha chickens and I may place an ad there
 
I live in rural Iowa, I still have a friend from a near by small city that will absolutely under no cercumstances will eat fresh eggs from the farm or freshly butchered anything. The eggs have to come from the store and the meat has to come from the local store that has a meat counter. It has to be wrapped in white freezer paper with a Fareway lable on it or she wont eat it. Thanksgiving and Christmas turkeys have to come with a temp prob already inserted and frozen, nothing fresh for her. My hubby and hers deer hunt and she wont touch that either, she calls me a bambie killer when I go to help process the deer that they get. I just laugh and tell her she doesnt realize what she is missing. Come to think of it we have invited them to a couple get togethers that we have had over the years and they never come. I think it is because she thinks I am making some of that fresh stuff for the food and heaven forbid she eat it and not know..lol She is a good friend no matter what she likes and doesnt, that is just her. Jenn
 
At first my DD was a little freaked when I told her that I had chickens and ducks ( she lives with her grandparents ) she came down and at the time I only had 2 hens 1 roo and 2 ducks -
told her they were for eggs only and the ducks were here just cause they were cute !
well she will eat the eggs - but will forbid me eating any of the chickens !! so everyday when she calls I tell her I am going out to kill her rooster( he never stays in his yard ) at first she would really freak but now knows I am only kidding - I tell her I cant eat him he is only a banty and not enough meat on him ! so next time she is down I am going to hide him and get a little chicken from the store cook it up and have it for dinner !

so we are not allowed to eat anything " fresh " with her around but this spring I am going to try my luck at raising my own turkey ( just wont tell DD where it goes after thanksgiving lol )

Julie
 
The wife of someone who buys eggs from me won't eat my chickens's eggs because they're not "homonized".
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