SOOO Aggravating!

[whillo]

Yikes! Scary kid stories. Unbelievable that little 7 year old! I agree with Royd though. There is a little girl that likes to come see my girls. I told her never ever ever touch them without me there because yes, I have this very bad chicken that will bite and scratch her so bad it might give her an infection. Hate to scare kids but at this point, it's either scare the kid or the chicken, and the kids don't lay eggs.

 

[Sonoran Silkies]

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I like your attitude. I agree with you 100%- I have 5 kids myself, but that doesnt mean I wanna deal with someone elses kid(s). My kids are well trained when it comes to the animals. The minute someone elses children show up, I let the parents AND the kids know in no uncertain terms- STAY OUT OF THE CHICKEN PEN AND PASTURE. Period, no excuses. It helps when I tell the parents that their kids will get poo AAAALLLLL over there pretty shoes, they tend to keep those kids faaarrr away from the bird area!

Sometimes I just say, 'My chickens are very rare and expensive, and I wouldnt want any accidents to happen that would cost you alot of money'. (of course they are just regular chickens, but they are very special to me, so that makes them priceless to me)

Of course I have threatened my hubby with death and other less desireable punishments if he lets ANYONE inside the coop area. Its just not allowed. So far, he's still with us

You are funny!!! Ken is the same way - stay out!!!! But neither of us were home. I swear, we refuse to go on a long vacation without changing the locks and sending the kids to Pakistan.

I petsit for my neighbors when they leave town. None of their kids have keys to their house--intentionally.

 

[sonew123]

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Hey you mess with my birds that I have spent alot of $, time, and love-you messing with the enemy!!

 

[JetBlack]

Wouldn't a 1/4 inch dowel make you feel good? Good whack across the hamstrings, every time they touch a chicken, followed with [whack!] "Don'ttouchthechickens". It wouldn't take long until they wouldn't even *eat* chicken.

 

[debilorrah]

We told the dad he could bring the kids over to swim. They have been here since this morning. We are hungry - feeding them hot dogs and we are having steak.

How do you politely get rid of cling ons?

 

[JetBlack]

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Ipecac flavored hotdogs.

 

[sfw2]

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Ipecac flavored hotdogs.

JetBlack, you kill me! I just snorted.

 

[Rammy]

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Ipecac flavored hotdogs.

JetBlack, you kill me! I just snorted.

After the day I had, this made my day!!! Im still laughing!!!

Rammy

 

[debilorrah]

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Ipecac flavored hotdogs.

I personally was leaning towards chocolate exlax brownies, but ipecac works too!

 

[sonew123]

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DH and I have faked having to go to town! We say well I hate to cut this short guys but we have plans-we'll get together another time and then I say goodbye-look at Dh and tell him Im getting ready and he has 10 minutes to do the same! Usually the "guests" are gone by then but if not we push them out the door and get into our car behind them-make a turn to go the opposite direction-and drive for 5 mintes and turn around and go home! Have had to do this a few times in 15 years an usually after doing it once to certain folks it's the last time we have to do it.