Sourland in trouble

[sourland]

And Sour is just poking back. He does that. Trust me, he's playing!

lady, thanks for interpreting for me in my absence.

 

[Julie08]

All is good in love and war.

 

[Lollipop]

Here's a riddle for ya. Grown kinda fond of it over the years........Pop

"If a man speaks in the woods and there's nobody else around, is he still wrong"?

 

[sourland]

Here's a riddle for ya. Grown kinda fond of it over the years........Pop

"If a man speaks in the woods and there's nobody else around, is he still wrong"?

Pop, you know the answer. Even his unheard words are 'WRONG'. Yes dear, I'm sorry dear, You're right dear - the key phrases necessary to a long term husband/wife relatioship.

 

[MamaRoo]

Quote: The man is brilliant. Pure genius in a funny hat.

 

[sourland]

The man is brilliant. Pure genius in a funny hat.

Not brilliant, MamaRoo, just a beaten down broken old man who has caved in. (Mostly

)

 

[Spookwriter]

Okay. Spook has been married a long time. (a REALLY long time)

I know a lot of things about this being married stuff.

For instance...I know full well that my wife is scared of snakes. Scared
of most bugs. And I know that she doesn't really like me jumping out
from behind a door and yelling, "Boo".

I even know she wants me to do the dishes and carry out the trash.

But I ain't doing it !!!

All I can do is stand there and tell I forgot again. On account of I'm
getting so old. But she continues to yell at me for the same things all
the time.

My wife, she's a slow learner sometimes.

After all these years she oughta know I ain't listening. I can hear just
fine. I'm just not listening to her.

But now, I did learn not to throw snakes at her. Or storing snakeskins in
her car truck. That was bad. (but worth it)

The moral of this thread is that wifes need to be more understanding.
We're married men. We don't make mistakes.

We just do things differently.


Spook....who's wife said he could post this.

 

[sourland]

Nope, just mistakes, they're just mistakes!

In case the Princess is checking up on me.

 

[chickletteSarge]

MEN BROTHER!!!

 

[chickletteSarge]

Okay. Spook has been married a long time. (a REALLY long time)

I know a lot of things about this being married stuff.

For instance...I know full well that my wife is scared of snakes. Scared
of most bugs. And I know that she doesn't really like me jumping out
from behind a door and yelling, "Boo".

I even know she wants me to do the dishes and carry out the trash.

But I ain't doing it !!!

All I can do is stand there and tell I forgot again. On account of I'm
getting so old. But she continues to yell at me for the same things all
the time.

My wife, she's a slow learner sometimes.

After all these years she oughta know I ain't listening. I can hear just
fine. I'm just not listening to her.

But now, I did learn not to throw snakes at her. Or storing snakeskins in
her car truck. That was bad. (but worth it)

The moral of this thread is that wifes need to be more understanding.
We're married men. We don't make mistakes.

We just do things differently.


Spook....who's wife said he could post this.

Amen!
Spooks u gave me a WHOLE NEW reason to live out my life to the fullest! I too hear just fine but doc says I got this new fangled ear desease calld "selictive hearin" I keep tellin muh wife I don't hear so well when it comes to a womans high pitched vocals but she don't beleve me acuz I watch them desperate housewives all the time! I tell er thu tv blocks thems voice recepters in my ears... oh well I guess ill go buy some of them highsped lectric ear plugs they got at the shootin range. Maybe shell think I went deff....doubt it cuz she be reedin this post too!