Southern NY, Dutchess county and below

[Imprfctme]

5/ I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
6/ Could you make me .....
7/ What did you do all day?

AUGH! Number 7 is the bane of my existence!!!!

 

[Imprfctme]

Every time I read "holy snot balls" I laugh put loud Heather.

It's my newest go to slang for holy ShIrt. Love it!

"Here at Phlegm Farms we produce only the finest mucosa, which we carefully craft into giant balls of snot. They are lovingly placed in kleenex and deposited in the round receptacles for your chewing enjoyment"

This is how the dog views my current daily output of wadded up tissues. If there's anything more fun about having a sinus infection, it's have a sinus infection with a dog that loves to eat dirty tissues in the house.

 

[Dahlisgrams]

"Here at Phlegm Farms we produce only the finest mucosa, which we carefully craft into giant balls of snot. They are lovingly placed in kleenex and deposited in the round receptacles for your chewing enjoyment"

This is how the dog views my current daily output of wadded up tissues. If there's anything more fun about having a sinus infection, it's have a sinus infection with a dog that loves to eat dirty tissues in the house.

Good morning!

 

[magsrags]

AUGH! Number 7 is the bane of my existence!!!!

# 5 thru 7 have my vote!!!
That and:
What's this? (meanwhile he's in another room and you can't see what in heck he's talking about)

 

[magsrags]

"Here at Phlegm Farms we produce only the finest mucosa, which we carefully craft into giant balls of snot. They are lovingly placed in kleenex and deposited in the round receptacles for your chewing enjoyment"

This is how the dog views my current daily output of wadded up tissues. If there's anything more fun about having a sinus infection, it's have a sinus infection with a dog that loves to eat dirty tissues in the house.

good grief! Tjhast's is hysterically gross!!!!

 

[lichick28]

# 5 thru 7 have my vote!!!
That and:
What's this? (meanwhile he's in another room and you can't see what in heck he's talking about)

You guys are so funny! #8 or are we up to #9 Asking if you're not feeling well because you look like heck. I was feeling just fine until that remark!

 

[lichick28]

No Maggie, you can't buy eggs.
I can send them, and reimburse me the shipping, or I can deliver them.
Clyde will be the daddy, and the big girls that are laying right now are:
Coronation Sussex, pure white egg, Lavender Orp, creamy beige, or Marans, dark brown.

We can make it a mini road trip to Maggies! I still owe you an oak tree from Graceland

 

[Toxic Chicken]

Got my girls a pint of blueberries and a bag of spinach, I don't think I've ever seen them so happy, or eat so fast. They miss all the yums they get from my farm CSA. Ah well 4 months till that gets going again.

 

[smkchick]

# 5 thru 7 have my vote!!!
That and:
What's this? (meanwhile he's in another room and you can't see what in heck he's talking about)

Another of my favorites is "what does that mean?" about something totally obvious. Like "It's raining". I don't know how to explain something that's already broken down to its simplest form.

 

[smkchick]

You guys are so funny! #8 or are we up to #9 Asking if you're not feeling well because you look like heck. I was feeling just fine until that remark!