Sparkling Ice drink for ducks?

[ruthhope]

He should meet Sir Winston, i get a bow when i come in with treats… 9 months of the year, the other 3 he is mad at me because i keep him away from raping the ladies.

My Ping -- noisy, bossy, crested Pekin with a burping issue -- is otherwise quite a gentleman. He protects the smallest of my muscovies [a female] from harassment by the male muscovies. I think he hasn't as yet realized he is male. He's just boss duck in his mind. When the male muscovies peck at him in anger, he just turns round, pecks them back, and carries on chattering and burping away.