You know Little Johnny, right?
Little Johnny is the nice boy in class that the teacher is always wary anytime he opens his mouth, some of the words he uses in elementary school aren’t permitted in the bar downtown.
So one morning Little Johnny gets to class quite late. This isn’t particularly unusual for Little Johnny, but beings as it is Little Johnny, the teacher braces herself before asking why the late arrival.
And Little Johnny replies, “Sorry Ma’am. I am late because Dad don’t wear no britches to sleep in.” Warily the teacher asks how that would make Little Johnny late for class.
“Ma’am, ” Little Johnny starts, “a darn fox has been at the chickens in the chicken house four nights in the last week. Well, last night Dad heard a commotion in the chicken house, and grabbed and loaded his scatter gun. He eased out the door, and got down and crept up on the chicken coop, quiet as could be. Well, Zeke, our hunting dog, wandered over to see what Dad was up to. Dad was just drawing a bead on that fox in the chicken coop, when Zeke stuck his cold nose where Dad’s britches should have covered him.
“Ma’am, we’ve been cleaning chickens since 4 AM!”