Support Group for Abused Duck Keepers

[fluffycrow]

My girls are enraged by this comment. They accuse you of discrimination and slander. And demand an immediate payment of pureed bananas and worm. ASAP. Or they will sue.

Your girls are fine. They're abusive so they're as extra as a duck should be️

 

[fluffycrow]

What did the duck keeper say to the chicken keeper while they were arguing?

 

[BelovedBirds]

Your girls are fine. They're abusive so they're as extra as a duck should be️

Fine, sure. But a little dumb
I spent 5 whole minutes calling Dougie because I found a millipede

She didn't believe me.
I brought her to it. I poked it.
She was oblivious, just "can I go now??" written all over her face.
I held it close to her.
She stared blankly, then just REALISED and gobbled it up. Took her a while but she was so excited after "she" found it.

Smh.

 

[Miss Lydia]

I've spent my afternoon slaving away after their ladyships
I secretly recorded and got proof of how they treat me
screenshot follow:View attachment 3435519
Sprightly wanted up and ended up like this. I tolerated the poopy feet and held her as commanded.
No proof of mistreatment, though, you say?
Look closely
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Do you see it? (Not whatever is going on with my facial expressions, look at Sprightly closely)View attachment 3435524

That smirk....
Being carried around, wiping her dirty feet on me, and smirking!
She stayed up for a considerable amount of time, then she commanded me to unearth woodlice.
Dougie even got a big wiggly worm!
But they never thank me.

She is definitely smirking lol

 

[BelovedBirds]

What did the duck keeper say to the chicken keeper while they were arguing?

I don't know
Probably "my birds float, dive underwater, walk, run and they can fly. What can yours do?"

 

[fluffycrow]

I don't know
Probably "my birds float, dive underwater, walk, run and they can fly. What can yours do?"

Shut the duck up. Legend says the chicken keeper never figured out which of the two the duck keeper meant

 

[BelovedBirds]

Shut the duck up.

Legend says the chicken keeper never figured out which of the two the duck keeper meant

I don't get it

 

[BelovedBirds]

Shut the duck up. Legend says the chicken keeper never figured out which of the two the duck keeper meant

OH
I got it. I thought you were just telling me to shut the duck up because I was starting a war

 

[fluffycrow]

OH

I got it. I thought you were just telling me to shut the duck up because I was starting a war



Omg now it's even funnier

 

[fluffycrow]

But of course I wouldn't want to start a war with you, after all, I'm interested in joining your ranks at some point in the future