Support Group for Abused Duck Keepers

[fluffycrow]

Oh gosh now I have to name all my future ducks after Disney characters, don't I?

 

[Isadora]

Oh gosh now I have to name all my future ducks after Disney characters, don't I?

Obviously.

 

[Isadora]

Obviously.

You know you want to

 

[BelovedBirds]

He's like "idk mom, they're not tasty enough today, and you're not standing still which is making consumption very difficult"

My toes have been abused by my girls also.
Why is it they have to try and eat something 30 freaking times before they accept its NOT food!!
Sigh
The abuse is never ending.

 

[Isadora]

My toes have been abused by my girls also.
Why is it they have to try and eat something 30 freaking times before they accept its NOT food!!
Sigh
The abuse is never ending.

It's a new massage technique. "Deep Tissure Bill Therapy".

 

[Corbdee]

Ok so @BelovedBirds yoy may have been right. As soon as I came back out my boy felt the need to abuse me again
Thank goodness we are learning the word NO now

Oh my goodness Your most difficult duck is probably my most well behaved...mine won't even come near me much less walk up to me and start biting my toes

 

[Corbdee]

My toes have been abused by my girls also.
Why is it they have to try and eat something 30 freaking times before they accept its NOT food!!
Sigh
The abuse is never ending.

This is so true

 

[fluffycrow]

You know you want to

OK fine but I know I want to name my drake something insulting, like foie Gras

 

[BelovedBirds]

It's a new massage technique. "Deep Tissure Bill Therapy".

At least I know it isn't just me...
When they were teens, I picked Sprightly up to look at her feet, Dougie rudely intervened and started nibbling Spright's toes.
Sprightly started making very sad squeaks and when I put her down she displayed her annoyance and yelled at us both.
Thought we were ganging up on her.

 

[Nero70002]

OK fine but I know I want to name my drake something insulting, like fois Gras

Most insulting is... balut... The worst part is it actually doesn't sound that bad for a name.