Support Group for Abused Duck Keepers

[fluffycrow]

Yeah, it would probably pass as a name until people find out what it is

How about good ol Donald?
It's so traditional and unoriginal it's almost insulting
No offense to all you Donald's, and keepers of Donald's out there

True, but the point is to be insulting for the duck so that every time he gets too abusive I can just say "yeah but your name's meat jerky" if I name the drake Donald that's an insult to me, because it's so unoriginal it will pain me to say it

 

[fluffycrow]

I'll probably name the hens Tinkerbell or something else original as well. Maybe I should do Greek names?

 

[fatty and friends]

my girl will hit me with her beak if i give her any red food that isn't cherry tomato lol

 

[fluffycrow]

my girl will hit me with her beak if i give her any red food that isn't cherry tomato lolView attachment 3441720

@BelovedBirds I tthink your duck has been spreading its abuse gospel...

 

[Mother-Hen-Michele]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/598448765203834?s=yWDuG2&fs=e&mibextid=Nif5oz

With apologies to anyone you may beg to build you one

 

[Ilovemychicks08]

I have now joined "the abusive duck group" mine are only a week old and i have been bit a few times. They think my hand is food luckily it does hurt yet! And they scream and yell if they dont see each other!

 

[Mother-Hen-Michele]

geese were the pillows they sleeped on

They slept on the feathers of slaughtered geese, and you call that harmless???

And really, is the goose meant to carry around one of those history-of-dog-breeds books before deciding if it should protect its babies? I vote attack! Protect babies!

(Totally adorable how the goslings go from eating grass to getting in n the water when papa gets big to defend them )

 

[Mother-Hen-Michele]

I'm not an enabler, no, not at all. And this definitely isn't the link to a 35.5 inch tall duck banana Banana Duck Plush Toy - Comfortable and Elastic Banana Plushie, Add Interest to Life Banana Duck Plush Stuffed Animals Hugging Pillow, Throw Pillow, Lumbar Pillow, Room Decoration Gift 19.7" (amazon.com)
It does not come in 19.7 inch and 27.5 inch sizes too.

I will NOT click that link ... (At least that is the plan!)

But, I can say ... (To anyone needing a rationalization) ... "At least it won't hit you with a wing flap, and it won't poo on you (or in your bed)"

 

[Mother-Hen-Michele]

Yeah, it would probably pass as a name until people find out what it is

How about good ol Donald?
It's so traditional and unoriginal it's almost insulting
No offense to all you Donald's, and keepers of Donald's out there

Ok, yes, I have had a duck named Donald ... Named by my spouse's granddaughter (she was 8) ... And
.... Turned out to be a hen, not a drake...

... And I loved her very much

 

[Mother-Hen-Michele]

I have now joined "the abusive duck group" mine are only a week old and i have been bit a few times. They think my hand is food luckily it does hurt yet! And they scream and yell if they dont see each other!

Oh... Yeah... Take pictures and videos... You'll need it to remember them by... When they turn into teenagers

(And we want to see them )