Support Group for Abused Duck Keepers

[fluffycrow]

Yes! On the road now. Just stopped for gas.

Safe travels, don't mind the small war that has spread throughout the thread

 

[fluffycrow]

Like golden retrievers
They’re not bad… just basic.

Oop, I know of a certain golden retriever owner in this thread...

 

[BelovedBirds]

Fluffycrow: What did one Khaki Campbell say to the other?
Belovedbirds: no

I wasn't going to play into it!!!

It's a true story about Dougie and my shoes btw.
Another abuse story.

When they were house-ducks, I let them in the kitchen for breakfast before taking them outside- they had scrambled egg as a treat. She was eating it happily but accidentally flicking it about!

I very politely said "Dougie don't! It's going to go on my shoes!"
And as the words left my mouth, I kid you not, she grabbed a big mouthful of egg, ran to my shoe, stuck her head down in it. And dumped the egg out. Then ran away laughing and continued to eat. I walked over in disbelief and my show had a big lump of egg in it.
She just laughed
No remorse.
I'm not exaggerating. She was disrespecting me!!!

 

[BelovedBirds]

Yes! On the road now. Just stopped for gas.

Drive safe! Have a good time

 

[BelovedBirds]

Oop, I know of a certain golden retriever owner in this thread...

It's not me. I only have dogs that talk. (Malamutes n a husky)

 

[fluffycrow]

I wasn't going to play into it!!!

It's a true story about Dougie and my shoes btw.
Another abuse story.

When they were house-ducks, I let them in the kitchen for breakfast before taking them outside- they had scrambled egg as a treat. She was eating it happily but accidentally flicking it about!

I very politely said "Dougie don't! It's going to go on my shoes!"
And as the words left my mouth, I kid you not, she grabbed a big mouthful of egg, ran to my shoe, stuck her head down in it. And dumped the egg out. Then ran away laughing and continued to eat. I walked over in disbelief and my show had a big lump of egg in it.
She just laughed
No remorse.
I'm not exaggerating. She was disrespecting me!!!

I have actually had poop end up ine my shoe. I had some poop bits on my shoes from being down at the coops, and when I took them out a piece flung itself inside

 

[fluffycrow]

It's not me. I only have dogs that talk. (Malamutes n a husky)

I know, not me either. But there is someone with two here

 

[BelovedBirds]

I have actually had poop end up ine my shoe. I had some poop bits on my shoes from being down at the coops, and when I took them out a piece flung itself inside

Oh no
I've had nasty high protein poop on my hands. I was hugging Dougie when she was a teen.
Ew. Awful.
Only happened a couple times though, they generally know not to do it. I held them almost all day as day olds and they only pooped on me once! They'd tell me when they needed to go, and I'd put them in the brooder.

My ex couldn't handle it, he claimed Sprightly pooped on him but there was nothing there, perhaps some water? Not even that. I couldn't take it seriously, he was acting traumatised and there was nothing there.

 

[fluffycrow]

Oh no

I've had nasty high protein poop on my hands. I was hugging Dougie when she was a teen.

Ew. Awful.

Only happened a couple times though, they generally know not to do it. I held them almost all day as day olds and they only pooped on me once! They'd tell me when they needed to go, and I'd put them in the brooder.



My ex couldn't handle it, he claimed Sprightly pooped on him but there was nothing there, perhaps some water? Not even that. I couldn't take it seriously, he was acting traumatised and there was nothing there.



I've had it on my hands multiple times, and on clothing. You get used to it after a while

 

[Nero70002]

My family has 3 labradoodles because of my dad, but I wouldn’t have gotten that breed if I chose them, because they’re crazy and we “somehow” ended up with a merle “2nd gen labradoodle”.