Reminds me of the time my parents visited New Zealand. The summary of their vacation is that they left my geese and ducks and ended up hanging out with someone else’s geese and ducks for a week.Thanks to this thread for the laugh today!
Although I don’t own ducks, a good part of a very expensive, week-long vacation was once spent appeasing local ducks with duck-acceptable food from the hotel buffet. As these ducks quickly managed to become the lasting highlight of an overseas trip (which included the necessity of acquiring a passport), it is clearly an instance of being taken advantage of by international ducks.
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it would not last a week.