Surviving Minnesota!

[BantyChooks]

He better never drop dead, you have no idea what I went through to get him..

I hatched him, sold him, haggled to buy him back, quarantined him, babied him and he still hates me.......So I have time and money into him.

Even the hamburger isn't working to bring him around? My, what a brat.

 

[BantyChooks]

Good morning. I've passed the dreaded 4am. It's both late and early.
6 y/o up because the youth fairy didn't come again. (Whoops) 3 y/o up because he peed. Now I'm up wondering about chickens.

Fun times, eh?

 

[duluthralphie]

He looks strangely similar to "pyscho" or possibly "pyscho's brother" in which case you can cease cuddling it is a worthless cause.

I have discovered he took offense to the name "psycho". I decided it was owners that just did not understand him and his needs. I am thinking in 2 weeks he will be riding around on my shoulder as I mow lawn...

Anyone seeing "knothead" in 30 days from now will think he came from the farm of a professional cuddler like Jerry or EJB.




Holm, I might have to sue you, Please do not take it personally but the cat you sold me was defective. Not only did it break into 4 pieces, one of those pieces took a chunk out of my thumb last night. Apparently that piece is "psycho" and has no problems eating human flesh. I might need rabies shots again.


EJB How far is the race? Where does it start?

 

[duluthralphie]

Even the hamburger isn't working to bring him around? My, what a brat.

I had to force his beak open to get the hamburger in it. BUT he is coming around, see above post...

 

[lvie]

Good Morning Chickeners . . . .
I am sure that forcing the beak open to give the treat is helping him to bond to you Ralphie.

 

[ejb3810]

Ralphie, the race is a Northfield release. My birds must fly 167.984 miles if they come straight home. I am the longest and the shortest is 124.925.

 

[duluthralphie]

Good Morning Chickeners . . . .
I am sure that forcing the beak open to give the treat is helping him to bond to you Ralphie.

It is, It reminds me of when I was single and dating.

 

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie, the race is a Northfield release. My birds must fly 167.984 miles if they come straight home. I am the longest and the shortest is 124.925.

Is there a "equation" to equalize the time, you know like the global warming scientist when they massage the numbers?

Otherwise it would seem the shorter distance birds would have a distinct advantage. Sprinters are faster per foot than marathon runners.... is what I am thinking.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Look what I found yesterday In a few weeks we will have 6 little kittens to give away! They are highly trained mousers and come from great mousing lines! Just ask Ralphie

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so cute!! i need a few, too bad we are so far apart

 

[Cebarmlds]

Good morning.
Good luck with the race EJB, may your birds have a nice tailwind.