Surviving Minnesota!

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I am getting the feeling that is a sarcastic, "sure, I believe you" yes...

I have a no risk deal for you, I will rent you three guineas for 2 years at 10 bucks per bird per year. If at the end of 2 years you are not happy with them or their performance you can return them no questions asked. I will not bill you for year 3.


I expect the guineas returned in good condition with normal wear and tear only. They must be properly fed and watered. Tire tracks across the back of a guinea will be considered abuse and you will have to pay the full purchase price for ruining a perfectly good Guinea.
 
The day I see Ralphie cuddling a duck is the day I tell Judy she might have to get a room in the loony house! :gig
 
I don't know about in Togo, but, apparently Sasquatch is in North Dakota.

http://www.wdaz.com/news/4196796-tr...ys-he-tracked-bigfoot-after-reported-sighting


This story is obviously false. Sasquatch is not a fool, he does not go outside without packs or Mukluks on this time of the year. Unless of course he hit the Christmas Joy Juice a little hard and Mrs Sasquatch kicked his butt out of my cabin.

The Sasquatch are known to have domestic disputes during the holidays. I assume the pressure she puts on him to come up with New Years Resolutions. She can be a nag.
 

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