Well, I got into your kitchen and didn't have time to shout hello before a masked 60yr old man from Orrock jumped out from behind the door, tied me up, put me in the trunk, and drove back to a place with a ton of turkeys before throwing me into the basement and muttering about me needing aversion therapy due to my twisted mindset of duck loving....
So yeah. That's why I didn't stay.
Sounds like a smart man!