Re: holes in shoes and red toenail polish, I learned to avoid those long ago.
This icky weather has been hard on my hands. I keep scratching myself when I'm numb cold and discover it either when I see blood or I come inside and wash up. I started worrying a couple of the scratches were getting infected and I didn't want to "waste" that many Band-aids and end up looking like one of my kids just discovered a new box of bandages. You parents of anybody older than a toddler know exactly what THAT looks like. So...
I put on The Purple Gloves of Death! After rubbing triple antibiotic on like it was hand lotion, I donned the purple non-latex gloves and went out to work on the chick yard. The guineas were terrified of me. One wave and they went shrieking in the other direction. The September Babies acted interested in my hands... until I tried to pick one up. All sixty babies ran away. The adult roosters weren't too keen on the gloves, even if I was on the other side of the fence.
When I returned to the house, I peeled off the poo-encrusted gloves. My hands were still clean and I was grateful that all that "stuff" was not in my scratches.
Maybe I should look for a different color for my next box of gloves?