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back in the day.... (lol)
the department stores around us would have little events.. during easter it was the dyed chicks and ducklings.. during summer sales they would set up a 'fishing hole" for the kids. For a nickel you would get 5 chances to "fish".. they would set up a kiddie pool with water and well stocked with cheapie goldfish.. then hand you a small aquarium net. Every chance to "fish" was one swipe with the net.. so long as the net was in the water you could go after as many fish as you wanted. Usually one scoop would result in 3 to 5 goldfish if you were skilled at it.. so walking out of there with 15 to 25 goldfish for 5 cents was pretty much the normal thing. Well.. my mother took me and one of my brothers to the store.. saw the "fishing hole" and decided to let us have a go at it.. (I think we split the nickle)
we came home with a bag full of goldfish and dumped them into a brand new tank (no water adjustments... just plopped them in)
A few died within the next few days.. several hung on for months.. one goldfish in particular lasted several years.. a big ol male veiltail (yeah.. nice fish.. they didn't dump old feeder goldfish off on us back then). My mother laid claim to this particular fish and named him "Bigstuff".. when he finally died he was well over a foot long just in his body length.. the veil tail was extra
Well.. my mother was ALMOST as weird as I am.. so she decided that "Bigstuff" needed to be preserved in all his glory... in other words.. taxidermy
At the time my father was making a whopping 3 to 4K a year .. gas was 24 cents a gallon.. and bread was the outrageous price of 25 cents a loaf.. so with my father's paycheck.. having 7 kids and raising our own chickens.. we managed to make ends meet.. however those ends didn't cover the price of some guy stuffing a dead goldfish with sawdust
So "Bigstuff was ceremoniously wrapped in wax paper.. then tinfoil.. and was laid to rest in the freezer next to my sister's frozen prom corsages and a bit of someone's frozen dried up wedding cake.
Every year (several times a year) came the ritual of "cleaning out the freezer" where bits and pieces of food .. freezer burnt or well past the "dang is it still good enough to eat?" date .. would be sacrificed to the flock of chickens who seemed to know it was that time of the year again by the gleam in their beady little eyes...
So as we were cleaning .. sooner or later one of us would lay our grubby little mitts on the still wrapped (but somewhat damaged by this point) corpse of "Bigstuff".. then the yelling conversation would start...
"hey Mom... "
"yeah?"
"what do you want me to do with Bigstuff...?"
"HE'S FINE!!!"
"but... mom... his tail is chipped......"
"put him back.. HE'S FINE!!!"
"but.. MOOOOM..... he's got freezer burn.. can the chickens or cats have him?"
"PUT HIM BACK!.. "HE'S FINE!!!"
so back he would go...
then the next time it would go on again..
"hey Mom... "
"yeah?"
"what do you want me to do with Bigstuff...?"
"HE'S FINE!!!"
"but... mom... his tail is BROKEN OFF......"
"put him back.. HE'S FINE!!!"
"but.. MOOOOM..... he's got freezer burn.. his eyes are all sunk in ... and he's in 17 pieces.. can the chickens or cats have him?"
"NO.. I TOLD YOU PUT HIM BACK!.. "HE'S FINE!!!"
Eventually the tin foil was in tatters.. "Bigstuff" had lost big pieces of his tail and his fins in previous freezer cleanings.. but he still resided in the freezer for the day when his little defrosted zombie fish body would meet with the great taxidermist .. who in my mother's mind.. would magically bring him back into pristine pre-death condition...
I graduated from High School.. "Bigstuff" still resided in the freezer...
I got married and divorced.. moved back to the house to find him still holding his place of honor in the freezer..
my youngest brother got married.. had two kids.. and we would still hear my mother yell "HE'S FINE" whenever "Bigstuff" was mentioned...
The freezer died.. and was replaced.. "Bigstuff" made the move to the new freezer
to this day I have no idea why the fascination with that darn fish..