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Anyone in the dfw area want a buff brahma, a jersey giant, and a rumpless araucana? I need to rehome them as my parents have decided they have to go. I would prefer if they could be picked up tomorrow as I am at school and work 6 days out of the week and sunday is my only day off. You can also take their gallon feeder and their water pan if you like. I am in the 75224 area of dallas. The buff brahma is a sweet girl, the other two are a little on the skittish side, but they will all take treats out of my hand. You can text me at 469-487-4578 if you are interested as I am not sure how long the internet will be on here for me to check this. You can call as well and leave me a message if I do not answer. I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you.
 
So I have a funny ( can be turned dirty but wasn't meant that way ) joke from today.

Me: Best friends husband stopped and picked her flowers on the way home today. He's so romantic and loving I adore him.

DF: Baby, you know I love you. I chase your cock all over the place when it's out. I carry it and cuddle it. You're obsessed with it. Do I really need to get you flowers?

Me: Dies laughing.

DF: Realizes what he said and is now rolling with laughter.
 
orumpoultry said:
So I have a funny ( can be turned dirty but wasn't meant that way ) joke from today.

Me: Best friends husband stopped and picked her flowers on the way home today. He's so romantic and loving I adore him.

DF: Baby, you know I love you. I chase your cock all over the place when it's out. I carry it and cuddle it. You're obsessed with it. Do I really need to get you flowers?

Me: Dies laughing.

DF: Realizes what he said and is now rolling with laughter.
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bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That's awesome!
 
orumpoultry said:
So I have a funny ( can be turned dirty but wasn't meant that way ) joke from today.

Me: Best friends husband stopped and picked her flowers on the way home today. He's so romantic and loving I adore him.

DF: Baby, you know I love you. I chase your cock all over the place when it's out. I carry it and cuddle it. You're obsessed with it. Do I really need to get you flowers?

Me: Dies laughing.

DF: Realizes what he said and is now rolling with laughter.
Click to expand...


Wow, just wow...:lau :lau
 

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