Hilarious! I'm sorry, not that killing the chicks is funny, but when those nasty little fuzzy things start breaking her eggs
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Yup, just like the Muppet she's named after (cute, self-centered and constantly eating,) our Miss Piggy is funny and a bit twisted. She doesn't share anything with anybody - especially attention. Here's what she did to the last clutch that came near her ... and they weren't even hers!

The worst one is now called Iris, because that's the shape of the featherless scar on the back of her neck. The one in front of her is Hope, because we weren't sure she'd make it, but we were hoping ... and she did! The one on the far right was a little cockerel who had superficial cuts all over his side. Thank Heaven for BluKote & Neomycin. So Yup, it's funny now, because everyone survived and we can work around her fuzz-phobia. But, that said, it wasn't very funny last summer. If she wasn't such a good layer - and part of a critically endangered breed - we may well have been serving Piggy Soup for dinner!