Night at the "Spa"
After dark the other night, the Food People went out to work with the chickens. The Food Lady rode her "knee scooter" (it keeps her gimpy ankle up and off the ground) out to the workshop. They set up to give "Brazilian Butt Waxes" to the Little Cochins, although they did it with scissors. The Little Girls and their Chicken Man, Scooter, needed a little help "making connections" so to speak, because of excessive butt fuzziness. Scooter has an excessively manly fuzzy round butt, so the Little Girls hoped that Barbara was not attracted to him. She already had Leroy, for Peteâs sake! The Little Girls thought that Scooter was way more attractive than Leroy. Scooter was cuter . . . even if he did look like he was wearing a long white dress . . . with a hole in the back . . .
The Food People also wanted to make sure that none of the Little Girls and Boys had any extra critters hitching a ride, so they were checked for that. Next, the People checked and "Butt Waxed" the Little Girls who were in with Chuckie, the Other White Cochin. Chuckie has 3 Little Girls (Dusty the Frizzle Splash, Millie the Mille Cochin, and the "âBlue Orphanâton" to himself right now, but after a while he will swap places with Scooter in the contest to see who makes the bestest babies.
By this time the Food People were covered in chicken poo and butt fuzz, so they decided to call it a night. Barbara and the Big Chickie Girls would get the critter search another day, and the ISAs and the Black Stars were still looking moulty, so butt trims were neither needed nor wise, unless they wanted to have the Girls' butts freeze off! The Food Lady went in the Big Coop and took a hot shower to complete her "Spa Treatment."
