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The Blonde and the Rooster

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mdbokc, Oct 4, 2010.

  1. mdbokc

    mdbokc Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 22, 2009
    Oklahoma County, OK
    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh .... .......


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    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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  2. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

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    Imp
     
  3. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
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  4. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    Really OLD internet joke, offensive because you are singling out blondes. [​IMG]
     
  5. iluvsedward

    iluvsedward Overrun With Chickens

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    how do you drownd a blonde?




















    put a mirror at the bottom of the pool [​IMG]










    btw, funny joke! [​IMG]
     

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