The Book On How To Understand Women

[Laurajean]

You know, that's REALLY offensive....

(Just kidding. Had to throw some woman-like confusing emotions in there for ya!)

 

[darkmatter]

There are two times in a Mans life when he doesn't understand women.------------- 1. before marriage, 2. after marriage.

 

[chickened]

Human woman: "Garbled mass of conflicting impulses" (quote Mr. Spock Star Trek) pg. 1,841

 

[debilorrah]

Be honest, don't "lose" receipts, compliment cooking, give us hug now and then, respectfully disagree and don't stray. It just isn't that much work boys.

And ladies? If you can't handle honesty, work on yourself and don't get insulted when he says "Yeah that makes you look fat".

 

[sourland]

The word is "acceptance" or perhaps "resignation." Understanding?

Let's get real , folks. And please don't tell the Princess that I wrote any of this.

 

[al6517]

I think it is much simpler than women try to make us think they are so complicated and profound, I think it's that they are a basket case at birth and even they don't have a clue, ( hence the inseccant crying at the drop of a hat for no reason ) but are not willing to let that out LOL. The fact that they don't even know why they are so emotionaly disconnected does not make me think that they are so superior, just the opposite. I don't have a problem with the whole idea that women want us to think they sit at the right hand, only when they think it's true that you have to drop the bomb on them and pinch them to wake them up from their dream.

WTS now all you wet hens can begin your barrage LOL. but remember no crying on public forums. and yes I have been happily married only once for 25 good years, so I got it figured out, unlike so many who have been through the thing 2-3 times, and think they know the deal until their next divorce LOL.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

So, are adult women hard to understand or something? They don't seem like it... I mean, they're still people just like you men! Sure, we're a little more emotional, but...

 

[chickened]

Men are only perfect in a woman's previous marriage.

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[darkmatter]

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Hard to understand
I tried chocolates, I tried flowers, I tried shiny things like jewelry, I tried signing over my paycheck, I tried saying I'm sorry, I forgot, I didn't know, I'm not a mind reader.

Then I tried beer (for me) ahhhhh........sweet, sweet, beer. Wha? Yesuh honey! I'll get right on it.

P.S. Did you know you can stop a women crying-----by laughing at her----I don't recommend it however.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Quote:
Hard to understand
I tried chocolates, I tried flowers, I tried shiny things like jewelry, I tried signing over my paycheck, I tried saying I'm sorry, I forgot, I didn't know, I'm not a mind reader.

Then I tried beer (for me) ahhhhh........sweet, sweet, beer. Wha? Yesuh honey! I'll get right on it.

P.S. Did you know you can stop a women crying-----by laughing at her----I don't recommend it however.

Then... Hm. I can't tell whether that's overly emotional, ungrateful, or just incredibly upset.