The Book On How To Understand Women

[Opa]

As an old rooster with many years of experience I can tell you that the book on how to understand women is written in a language that none of us will ever learn.

 

[darkmatter]

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Hard to understand
I tried chocolates, I tried flowers, I tried shiny things like jewelry, I tried signing over my paycheck, I tried saying I'm sorry, I forgot, I didn't know, I'm not a mind reader.

Then I tried beer (for me) ahhhhh........sweet, sweet, beer. Wha? Yesuh honey! I'll get right on it.

P.S. Did you know you can stop a women crying-----by laughing at her----I don't recommend it however.

Then... Hm. I can't tell whether that's overly emotional, ungrateful, or just incredibly upset.

Neither, it's a mystery. Or just a long look back over half a century or so.

 

[al6517]

yeah and what in the world is up with all that riducules screaming for no ungodly reason, you women scream for no good reason over anything and it's always that high pitched ear piercing shrilling loud scream. and then low and behold it turns out to be nothing worth a mere mention.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I'm not afraid to admit it though, but I'm a gal and I don't scream. Don't ask why, I just don't.

 

[janf1914]

Don't know about the screaming thing but I do know that women are about as easy to understand as quantum physics......that's what makes us so irresistable!

 

[al6517]

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somehow I find that hard to believe, i need more proof LOL ohhh i get it now that was in chapter 500,000 of that book, it's titled deception and it's a long chapter LOL.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Hey, same here!

 

[geebs]

Awe I don't know what all the fuss is about... We are all the same.. except for the ones that ain't.

 

[kathyinmo]

 

[ChickensAreSweet]

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(This is on page 20, 197): we scream because it was scary- for example, a bug.

I scream so much at things that I actually upset my FIL and my DH just had this expression on his face: