The funniest things people say when they hear you have chickens...

[Telamon]

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[goldenluver]

I had an older lady tell me she had chickens that laid green eggs, her father told her they were a special breed from the jungles of South American, they laid them green so they were hidden from predetors.

she got mad at me when I told her why they were green eggs, she thought I was stupid and uninformed.

 

[canada-goose]

I've gotten, "Is it okay if we have chicken for dinner when you come over? Or is that cannibalism?" a lot.

 

[Ema]

this is what I get...

"ohh I see, what are you gonna do with all the chickens??".....eat the eggs "really?" AND


"ohh a petting zoo...good luck!!" .....no chickens you idiot, I've never been at a petting zoo that had chickens

 

[Chickenrandomness]

i don't have chiccken yet but when people here that i will get chickens, some say "I had KFC last night"

once i told a substatute teach that i was getting chickens, here reply "How many? hundreds or Thoudands?" i say "two" "two hundred?" "no just two"
chickens aren't always for plain ol' productions, their pets!

 

[Telamon]

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people don't notice it, over 5,000 are killed a day and 5 trillion are killed a year, before we know it, chickens will be endangered, and worse of all, extinct...


so people who kill chickens, don't do it...

 

[featherbaby]

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My Mind's made up! Don't confuse me with the facts !!!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

 

[GlitterKitty]

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....Have you noticed how many people hatch on here? And how many hatchies there are? I don't think they will ever be endangered.. IMO

 

[Telamon]

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....Have you noticed how many people hatch on here? And how many hatchies there are? I don't think they will ever be endangered.. IMO

trust me, only about 100 thousand are produced a year, most likely to be more, but people change the world, i'd rather kill a person than kill a chicken * which i wouldn't *

 

[Hollywood Chickens]

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....Have you noticed how many people hatch on here? And how many hatchies there are? I don't think they will ever be endangered.. IMO

trust me, only about 100 thousand are produced a year, most likely to be more, but people change the world, i'd rather kill a person than kill a chicken * which i wouldn't *

IDK there are a lot of chickens in the world and I would rather kill one of my chickens to feed some of the homeless people around here then say "I am sorry you'll just have to starve" I once let a rooster loose by a horse farm and a homeless man grabbed him and killed him in an instant, he was so hungry it makes me want to raise 100's of meat birds to process and feed to the people around me. I love my hens, but I still eat chicken and I still give away the roosters to families that I know will eat them because they need the food.