The laziest person in the world contest...

[DuckGirl77]

getting married sounds like so much work.....

Yeah, it does.

The word "almost" is key.
I admit I still change my own clothes, but I do so as infrequently as possible to save time and energy.

Haha yes, almost!

 

[Tumbling K]

being as lazy as possible, who would even want to exert the effort to look and pursue a spouse?

 

[duluthralphie]

The word "almost" is key.
I admit I still change my own clothes, but I do so as infrequently as possible to save time and energy.

My Gosh! What are you doing on this thread? You're a virtual motion machine the way you work!

 

[duluthralphie]

being as lazy as possible, who would even want to exert the effort to look and pursue a spouse?

Just do a google search for mail order brides. check the box " not too fussy"... You can be married in no time.

 

[TBirdsTheWord33]

A truly lazy person wouldn't even wear clothes. Nothing to shop for, wash, dry, fold, put away, put on, etc.

 

[BantyChooks]

My Gosh!  What are you doing on this thread?  You're a virtual motion machine the way you work!

I had better leave then. Every morning, I get up, get dressed, care for the critters, clean the house, do laundry, etc....... I work vewwy hard!

 

[TBirdsTheWord33]

My Gosh!  What are you doing on this thread?  You're a virtual motion machine the way you work!

 

[Tumbling K]

Just do a google search for mail order brides. check the box " not too fussy"... You can be married in no time.

you have to actually type something into a device?

you are a work horse........I can see how you get so much accomplished, keep up all the hard work!!

this trying to be lazy, ain't for those afeared of hard work!!

 

[TBirdsTheWord33]

I had better leave then. Every morning, I get up, get dressed, care for the critters, clean the house, do laundry, etc....... I work vewwy hard!

Looks like it's time we 1) change our ways or 2) start a contest for workaholics. Hmm...not sure I'd fit in there, either. Clothes Mountain would disqualify me.

 

[Athaid]

How many times a month should someone change the sheets on my bed?   My wife is refusing and these are getting smelly beside being wet and dirty. 

"Wet"? You're supposed to pee into the little can on your side table. honestly.