The MAN Thread!

[WooingWyandotte]

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I know your not, Blonde knows you and she calls you Livia, short for Olivia.

I was just kidding.

Well, she's crazy; saying my name on here. For the record, her name is Ivory.

 

[trainfullachickens14]

WE MUST INVADE NO MAN'S LAND (woman land) IF WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS WAR!!! (on the beach-head, landing site Charlie) This is Sergent Collins from Unit B, We're on the beach! GO, GO GO GO!!! > SIR! Where are the TD-Tanks? We were promised armored support! > They're either destroyed or at the bottom of the channel, either way we're on our own! > But Sir, we can't take this beach-head without armored support! > The only thing we can do here is die lieutenant, now get your rear in gear and get up that beach! (1 hour later) WE DID IT!!! 3 CLUCKS FOR SERGENT COLLINS!!! (yes, these troops, or some of them, at least, are chickens!)

 

[WooingWyandotte]

"Ladeez!"

*Woo goes to attention*

"Pull out weapons!"

 

[sourland]

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You're GOOD. The Princess has been working at it almost 48 years and still calls me a 'work in progress'.

 

[sourland]

There is way too much progesterone on this thread. We need more TESTOSTERONE!

 

[WooingWyandotte]

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You kiddin'? There is like - what? Five guys on BYC?

 

[mrpekinduck]

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You kiddin'? There is like - what? Five guys on BYC?

She's gotta point there.

 

[Blonde]

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I know your not, Blonde knows you and she calls you Livia, short for Olivia.

I was just kidding.

Well, she's crazy; saying my name on here. For the record, her name is Ivory.

*makes voice deeper* Ahem... I am a boy! JK

 

[gryeyes]

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You kiddin'? There is like - what? Five guys on BYC?

She's gotta point there.

I just spewed Diet Pepsi all over my iPad.

If I had been at home instead of work, I'd have spewed vodka all over my computer desk. Kinda glad I was at work; I don't drink cheap vodka.

 

[mrpekinduck]

I'm using an iPad too!!!